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Poem to &%$#@&$# Market Makers!!

The OTCBB Market Makers

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap:
Market makers make you weep,
playing games, now ~ every day,
Naked shorting ~ all the way!

Never saw a handsome one;
Rarely see them ~ when the Sun's
shining brighty ~ they stay in,
lurking darkly in their dens

of avarice and wickedness,
plotting ways to stall success
they all know's inevitable,
what they do's ~ incredible,

yet allowed by SEC..
This behavour is to me
theft, by law, of our gains:
Market makers are a pain!

When they dine ~ it's 'steak tartar',
when they sleep ~ their caskets
lined with shares of all our stocks,
they destroyed and never bought,

back or covered ~ all the while,
bloating floats and spreading vile
vibes, as they ~ insidiously,
steal, outright ~ from you and me!

Yes, Market Makers ~ make me sick,
always up ~ to dirty tricks...
and, if out ~ real late at night,
you may spot one ~ in mid-flight,

as his black cape ~ cuts the air.
And his nostrils ~ fully, flair,
as this market predator,
stompin' stocks ~ endeavorer,

plans his next, direct attack.
They're ghoulish guys and that's a fact,
with a thirst for U.S. stocks,
and all their blood ~ that they can suck.

Nevermind our commerce or,
threatening clouds ~ that loom, of war,
or success of small cap stocks,
All that matters ~ is big BUCKS,

they have made ~ at our expense.
None of this, now ~ makes good sense,
so send them packing ~ make them
into their lairs ~ where they can be

locked, forever ~ there to rot,
with their mildewed, shares of stock,
strewn around ~ dark, dirty rooms,
to remind them ~ of their doom,

as the BBX begins,
and they learn ~ they'll have no friends.
So ~ nail their coffins, seal
their doors...
Market Makers ~ NEVER MORE!

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#3237  Sticky Note Well, it's like cow patties....having a million patties Renee 10/28/13 08:35:17 PM
#2695  Sticky Note Five Tricks of a Con Artist Brad S 03/15/13 03:08:52 AM
#2362  Sticky Note Great post by Brick. Brad S 09/29/12 10:20:40 PM
#2339  Sticky Note “It's easier to fool people than to convince Brad S 09/08/12 02:58:35 AM
#2273  Sticky Note I read an article a few weeks ago Brad S 06/30/12 05:30:03 AM
#1458  Sticky Note Love this clip, never get tired of watching Brad S 04/27/11 06:13:12 PM
#4623   i blame IHUB for every dollar i have Slojab 12/11/17 02:48:50 PM
#4622   Why do peeps sell when they're down? That's Slojab 11/29/17 10:50:40 PM
#4621   TO THE MISERY! DILLY DILLY! Slojab 11/24/17 03:04:05 PM
#4620   This is my lottery ticket. Either I will Slojab 11/19/17 08:20:11 PM
#4619   This takes the cake in my book as Slojab 11/08/17 02:56:36 PM
#4618   “Short Squeeze !!! I agree It's like gather KelliBlue 11/07/17 07:39:41 AM
#4617   I'm not selling my shares I rather have Slojab 11/06/17 12:26:01 PM
#4616   There's actually a study floating around the interweb janice shell 11/02/17 10:36:21 PM
#4615   Worse case scenario, I loose my initial $150 Slojab 11/02/17 05:20:11 PM
#4614   Btw, I never would have thought that water janice shell 11/01/17 04:13:28 PM
#4613   Telluride Health Company Creates Entirely New Segment Within Slojab 11/01/17 12:08:37 PM
#4612   PJET. The big reveal is tomorrow! Slojab 10/31/17 11:35:52 PM
#4611   For those who don't know, gaps always fill! Slojab 10/30/17 07:25:14 PM
#4610   Frankie's driving the SANP traders crazy with his Slojab 10/30/17 02:50:17 PM
#4609   My clown is a big time pumper/promoter. Huggy Bear 10/26/17 05:15:37 PM
#4608   lol, actually that guy isn't a big pumper. janice shell 10/26/17 05:11:28 PM
#4607   Im just hoping I can get out of Huggy Bear 10/26/17 05:09:53 PM
#4606   LOLOL!! Sometimes I just buy these things super high janice shell 10/26/17 04:20:22 PM
#4605   I agree. I think it must be janice shell 10/21/17 06:00:46 PM
#4604   I can't imagine putting so much into an Slojab 10/21/17 05:58:42 PM
#4603   And I don't think I've ever seen that janice shell 10/21/17 05:33:10 PM
#4602   Yeah, it's a bit early to be doing Slojab 10/21/17 05:27:20 PM
#4601   Yachts are being looked at, vacations are being janice shell 10/21/17 04:35:55 PM
#4600   Glorioski, I've never seen so much irrational exuberance Slojab 10/21/17 12:52:14 PM
#4599   lol, I know what your point was. janice shell 10/20/17 06:55:01 PM
#4598   I only used that example because it fit Slojab 10/20/17 06:54:02 PM
#4597   Like don't get in a car with a janice shell 10/20/17 06:37:43 PM
#4596   I don't see it that way. Just Slojab 10/20/17 06:25:52 PM
#4595   Is that about child abuse? janice shell 10/20/17 06:08:25 PM
#4594   Wow. Admitting to trading on inside information. Slojab 10/20/17 01:03:52 PM
#4593   The Spider and the Fly Slojab 10/20/17 11:22:11 AM
#4592   I feel like this stock should be trading higher Slojab 10/20/17 10:33:15 AM
#4591   It should required that anyone playing the OTC Slojab 10/19/17 05:25:46 PM
#4590[uimplied-facepalm.png Brad S 10/19/17 05:16:29 PM
#4589   as a shareholder its required that said shareholder Slojab 10/18/17 07:08:14 PM
#4588   Now the shares are regaining some VALUE based Slojab 10/17/17 10:17:40 PM
#4587   Obviously, that person has never conducted any kind Slojab 10/16/17 09:25:48 PM
#4586   Yeah, that always works out well. SMH Brad S 10/16/17 09:15:59 PM
#4585   Forget the Breakout Board. iHub needs..... Slojab 10/16/17 12:33:32 PM
#4584   We'll have to wait and see about that. Slojab 10/16/17 10:38:12 AM
#4583   I damn well better be getting a cut Brad S 10/16/17 03:32:13 AM
#4582   Supposedly there is a new forum opening that Slojab 10/15/17 11:10:00 AM
#4581   Gets your attention, doesn't it? (-: Slojab 10/13/17 08:01:31 PM
#4580   A... flipfart?? janice shell 10/13/17 07:44:49 PM
#4579   Well, I never.....! Slojab 10/13/17 07:32:01 PM
#4578   My prayers have been answered! Slojab 10/12/17 11:52:57 AM
#4577   Yeah, but it's going to be Unrevoked. Slojab 10/11/17 10:22:39 PM
#4576   Firstly, I am officially retired from this lucky,mydog 10/11/17 10:18:51 PM
#4575   'Nuff said, eh? Slojab 10/11/17 08:50:34 PM
#4574   so there! lucky,mydog 10/11/17 08:46:53 PM