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Poem to &%$#@&$# Market Makers!!
The OTCBB Market Makers
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap:
Market makers make you weep,
playing games, now ~ every day,
Naked shorting ~ all the way!
Never saw a handsome one;
Rarely see them ~ when the Sun's
shining brighty ~ they stay in,
lurking darkly in their dens
of avarice and wickedness,
plotting ways to stall success
they all know's inevitable,
what they do's ~ incredible,
yet allowed by SEC..
This behavour is to me
theft, by law, of our gains:
Market makers are a pain!
When they dine ~ it's 'steak tartar',
when they sleep ~ their caskets
are
lined with shares of all our stocks,
they destroyed and never bought,
back or covered ~ all the while,
bloating floats and spreading vile
vibes, as they ~ insidiously,
steal, outright ~ from you and me!
Yes, Market Makers ~ make me sick,
always up ~ to dirty tricks...
and, if out ~ real late at night,
you may spot one ~ in mid-flight,
as his black cape ~ cuts the air.
And his nostrils ~ fully, flair,
as this market predator,
stompin' stocks ~ endeavorer,
plans his next, direct attack.
They're ghoulish guys and that's a fact,
with a thirst for U.S. stocks,
and all their blood ~ that they can suck.
Nevermind our commerce or,
threatening clouds ~ that loom, of war,
or success of small cap stocks,
All that matters ~ is big BUCKS,
they have made ~ at our expense.
None of this, now ~ makes good sense,
so send them packing ~ make them
flee,
into their lairs ~ where they can be
locked, forever ~ there to rot,
with their mildewed, shares of stock,
strewn around ~ dark, dirty rooms,
to remind them ~ of their doom,
as the BBX begins,
and they learn ~ they'll have no friends.
So ~ nail their coffins, seal
their doors...
Market Makers ~ NEVER MORE!