I'd like to offer some advice that is not 'flush it down the toilet'. After all, you are looking for a return, I suppose, that is greater than the choices you proposed and flushin' it would simply be equal. No, instead I think you should buy lottery tickets. You know, that state run optional tax for people who are not good at math. I think you should use any winnings you might get to buy more lottery tickets. I figure after two, maybe three, rounds of this your return will equal what I suggested in the beginning of this post. But, at least your money will have gone for something useful: public education, or old people, or some such thing.
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