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"looking into the feasability"
"begins initial due diligence"
Powerful.
Powerful.
OH MAN!!! That's FUNNY!!!
Lmao. We are thinking that investors are thinking we may think about putting out a PR considering a future action we haven't decided we will take as a company, however it's up for consideration!
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Company Is Thinking About Putting Out A PR NExt WEek
We would like to tell shareholders we are thinking about thinking of doing something at some point. Wow what a PR!
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Company Considers Making Folgers The Official Office Coffee Over Maxwell House
LOLOLOLOL!!!! Could be April's winner!!!
Hahahaha yes that one might take the cake. Dang it I should have posted that one lol!
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Great board, should be lots of fun here!
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Lamest PR do date for me ... why would a company waste money on a PR like this beats the crap out of me.
Bederra Corporation Considers Digital Mammography Services
HOUSTON, TX--(Marketwire - April 17, 2008) - Bederra Corporation (PINKSHEETS: BDRR), a medical imaging and diagnostic Company, begins initial due diligence into offering Digital Mammography Services.
The company is looking into the feasibility of creating a Women's Breast Imaging Center within its current facilities. Currently there is a backlog for Mammography services in the greater Houston, Texas area. Most Mammography centers are located within Hospitals and not outpatient facilities, making it more inconvenient for patients. This creates potential for the company to increase revenue for its other imaging services by attracting a larger group of referring physicians.
Digital Mammography offers a faster and more accurate stereotactic biopsy. This results in faster examination times and patient comfort. The resulting images allow the radiologist to have greater flexibility and accuracy in reading the images. This latest technology can be implemented with relative ease and due to the large available backlog the company can diversify its revenue stream by adding this additional medical imaging service for its clients.
About Bederra Corporation
Bederra Corporation, which wholly owns Diagnos, Inc. and Lumar Imaging, Inc., provides multiple modality diagnostic medical imaging services to the greater Houston area and world famous Texas medical center. The company's current strategy is to grow its current operations and seek out additional acquisitions that will complement its core operations.
This release includes forward-looking statements within the meaning of Section 27A of the Securities Act of 1933 and Section 27E of the Securities Act of 1934. Statements contained in this release that are not historical facts may be deemed to be forward-looking statements. Investors are cautioned that forward-looking statements are inherently uncertain. Actual performance and results may differ materially from that projected or suggested herein due to certain risks and uncertainties including, without limitation, ability to obtain financing and regulatory and shareholder approvals for anticipated actions.
YO ... just added a BM, nice board!
Question is: Did they make it rain?
18 Boardmarks in like 10 hours, sweet! Going to see some great fluff here I can feel the fluff...
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Ah ha!Now I know where chad sykes comes to get ideas for his presss releases,I have always wondered where he dreams those fluff pr's from.Now I know,,
One of my personal favorites: This was THEN....
American Energy Production Inc. Announces "It Rained"
MINERAL WELLS, Texas--(BUSINESS WIRE)--May 2, 2006--American Energy Production Inc. (OTCBB:AMEP - News) announced today a major rainfall on wholly owned Bend Arch Petroleum Inc. Palo Pinto 12 well leases in Palo Pinto County, Texas.
Charles Bitters, President of American Energy Production Inc., stated, "This may be one of the most important news releases AMEP has made in the past year for Bend Arch Petroleum Inc. The area around North Texas, especially Palo Pinto County hasn't had measurable rainfall for over one year resulting in a shortage of fresh water to fracture stimulate the Barnett Shale and Marble Falls formations currently in production. With over 3.5 inches of rain the creeks close to the property are running and the stock tanks are almost full. Having this volume of fresh water available Bend Arch can immediately make plans to get on the service companies list to begin frac operations."
The first well Bend Arch plans to fracture stimulate is the Hart #2 Marble Falls oil and natural gas producer. This well was originally fracture stimulated with a small 2600 barrel slick water frac in early 2005 and immediately produced 1000 barrels of oil in the first week of production. The Company believes by fracting with 8000 to 10000 barrels of slick water this well has the potential to make more oil and natural gas for an extended period of time.
A unidrolics jet pump assembly was installed on the Bend Arch Petroleum Hart #8 well on May 1st and as soon as storage tanks are delivered the gas well will be put into production. The unidrolics pump will help remove the fracture fluid still to be recovered from the well faster than a conventional pumping unit.
Bend Arch Petroleum's Phantom Rig I has commenced drilling on the Murphy #3 and 8 5/8" surface pipe has been cemented in place. The Company is very excited about this prospect well because of the seismic data retrieved from the extensive seismic shoot done in 2005 by Bend Arch Petroleum Inc.
About: American Energy Production, Inc.
American Energy Production Inc. is a Business Development Company. A BDC company is regulated under the 1940 SEC act. That act set out procedures by which a Company once it establishes a majority position in a Company can make a series of further investments in its 'investee.' A BDC company does not consolidate financial statements with its investees and each investee operates independently.
The value of a BDC is derived by adding the value of each of the investees. In the case of AMEP each investee's oil and gas leases and producing properties and equipment will be evaluated by a petroleum engineer and then the independent members of the Board of Directors of AMEP will use this information along with other relevant facts and arrive at a value of each investee and the complete BDC.
Statements contained in this release, which are not historical facts, may be considered "forward-looking statements" and are based on current expectations and the current economic environment. We caution the reader that such forward-looking statements are not guarantees of future performance. Unknown risk, uncertainties, as well as other uncontrollable or unknown factors could cause actual results to materially differ from the result, performance, or expectations expressed or implied by such forward-looking statements.
Contact:
American Energy Production Inc.
Charles Bitters, 210-410-8158
www.americanenergyproduction.com
or
Oil America Group Inc.
Joe Christopher, 972-386-0601
jchristopher@oilamericagroup.com
www.oilamericagroup.com
Source: Oil America Group Corporation
And this is NOW:
On March 20, 2008, the Company submitted an offer of settlement to the SEC staff, pursuant to which it would consent, without admitting or denying the findings, to the entry of an order by the SEC instituting public administrative and cease-and-desist proceedings and imposing sanctions (the “Order”).
In summary, the Order finds that since electing to be regulated as a business development company (“BDC”) in January 2004, the Company has, among other things, issued senior securities without the required asset coverage, issued warrants without approval of its shareholders, issued prohibited non-voting stock, issued securities for services, failed to make and keep required records, and failed to establish a majority of non-interested directors on its board of directors. As a result, the Company violated certain provisions of the Investment Act of 1940 (the “1940 Act”). In addition, the Company failed to obtain a fidelity bond and implement a compliance program as required under the 1940 Act. Finally, the Company failed to comply with certain provisions for exemption from registration under the 1933 Act as related to Rule 609 of Regulation E because it did not file required offering status reports in connection with a securities offering commenced in January 2004.
Now that one is going to be hard to beat, because that right there is some funny chit!
I am still ROFLMAO!
That PR gave me so much hope that I immediately got busy thinking about what I might/will/can be when I grow up!
BaaaawahahaThatSoLamehahahaha! ;)
one of my favorites...
RushNet Provides Update on Gifted Shares of Apple Rush
RushNet, Inc. (RSHN.PK) has received numerous correspondences from its shareholders notifying the company that shares of Apple Rush (APRU.PK) have been received in their brokerage accounts. RushNet, Inc. wants to update its shareholders on the progress of the Apple Rush share distribution to its RushNet shareholders.
Robert Corr, President of RushNet, Inc. was quoted, “Our goal has always been to honor our commitment to our loyal investor group. We continue to make progress in the distribution of the gifted shares of Apple Rush to our RushNet investors. We want to thank those investors who continue to stand with us and are working to make 2008 a success for RushNet and Apple Rush. Among the many email responses from our shareholders are those like the following:”
“I just received 44,640 shares of Apple Rush from my RushNet stocks as dividends, they are held with TD Ameri-Trade. How do I get them registered for the value of the APRU market value shares?”
“Hello, I am a shareholder and want to tell you that all your hard work is not going unnoticed. To all the employee's and Bob I salute you all. Looking forward to a fantastic year in 2008.”
RushNet emphasizes that the Apple Rush shares its shareholders of record as of January 23, 2008 have received are Restricted Securities which, as required by SEC Rule 144, cannot be publicly resold until after a holding period of twelve months has been completed. You should direct your questions regarding how the shares will be held for your account with your broker dealer who should also provide you with instructions as to how you may obtain a stock certificate if you so desire.
Investors should understand that each broker dealer may have different procedures and forms for the safekeeping of restricted securities, and for obtaining actual stock certificates. Any suggestions or advice provided by RushNet’s office, beyond that provided by your broker dealer(s), may be confusing or contradictory to the broker dealer's requirements.
Those RushNet shareholders holding their shares in certificate form rather than in “street name” with brokerage firms will be issued a letter informing them of the procedures that must be followed in order to receive their Apple Rush share dividend. This letter will be arriving soon.
Disclaimer: The Company relies upon the Safe Harbor Laws of 1933, 1934 and 1995 for all public news releases. Statements, which are not historical facts, are forward-looking statements. The company, through its management, makes forward-looking public statements concerning its expected future operations, performance and other developments. Such forward-looking statements are necessarily estimates reflecting the company's best judgment based upon current information and involve a number of risks and uncertainties, and there can be no assurance that other factors will not affect the accuracy of such forward-looking statements. It is impossible to identify all such factors. Factors which could cause actual results to differ materially from those estimated by the company include, but are not limited to, government regulation; managing and maintaining growth; the effect of adverse publicity; litigation; competition; and other factors which may be identified from time to time in the company's public announcements.
RushNet, Inc.
Robert Corr, 708-389-6625
www.enjoytherush.com
Source: Business Wire (February 8, 2008 - 1:46 PM EST)
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I'm counting on it!
One of my FAV's .
I do not believe EPGL shareholders got a chance to vote?
EP Global Communications, Inc.'s Joseph M. Valenzano, Jr., Honored with Man of the Year Award
Friday March 14, 1:12 pm ET
CEO and President of EP Global Communications, Inc. to be honored as the 2008 Man of the Year, an accolade presented by the Arc of East Middlesex.
JOHNSTOWN, Pa., March 14 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/ -- EP Global Communications, Inc. (OTC Bulletin Board: EPGL - News), the parent company of Exceptional Parent (EP) magazine, is pleased to announce today that its CEO and President, Joseph M. Valenzano, Jr., will be honored with the 2008 Man of the Year Award presented by the Arc of East Middlesex, located just outside of Boston. The award presentation will take place in November of this year in Boston at the Arc of East Middlesex's signature event, the Richard Tucker Memorial Dinner and Auction. Founded in 1954, the Arc of East Middlesex (EMARC) is a nonprofit organization, which assists children and adults with developmental disabilities and their families.
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Mr. Valenzano was selected in recognition of the outstanding information, support, and resources he provides to parents of children with disabilities and the public awareness he raises through Exceptional Parent. Jo Ann Simons, Executive Director of the Arc of East Middlesex, said regarding Mr. Valenzano's selection as their Man of the Year, "Joe is the perfect choice because the mission and values he espouses through Exceptional Parent are in perfect harmony with the mission and values of the Arc of East Middlesex: to value and empower individuals with disabilities and their families." When hearing of the award, Mr. Valenzano commented, "There are far many others more deserving than I, but I am humbled by the recognition."
http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/080314/laf027.html?.v=101
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Nice board best of luck with it I'm sure there is an endless amount of bogus funny and ouright Fluff PR's out there on a daily basis.
Won't be hard to be this room flowin.
GL
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MTPW - 10 or so PRs should be here too - exchange common for preferred with a parallel increase of A/S from 1.2B to 12B...
A VERY crummy website bro. http://www.somatics.org
SIX Press Releases to promote a crummy website??? Good grief Charlie Brown! Pretty LameO
Hahahahaha that is fantastic, proud of our web site! Good stuff bro.
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ARENA!!! It's gonna be HOTTER than NFL BABY!
I mean, at least say NFL if your gonna say professional football lol. Give me a break, these guys kill me.
Finding some great stuff on SLJB too. WOWZER!
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SMAS's series of PRs milking their crummy website is a classic...
Wed, Jun 06, 2007
8:30 AM Somatic Systems, Inc. to Unveil Exciting Web Redesign - Marketwire
Tue, Jul 10, 2007
5:04 PM Somatic Systems, Inc. Proud to Announce Launch of New Web Store - Marketwire
Wed, Sep 19, 2007
10:00 AM New Somatic Systems, Inc. Web Site to Launch Next Week - Marketwire
Thu, Sep 27, 2007
11:37 AM Somatic Systems New Website Goes Live - Marketwire
Fri, Nov 16, 2007
5:12 PM Somatic Systems Proud to Announce the Success of New Web Site - Marketwire
Tue, Nov 27, 2007
4:55 PM Somatic Systems to Upgrade Web Site for Live Support - Marketwire
Hope your not making fun of Marmallow Fluff in the iBox...
I honestly have a huge tub of that in my cupboards...
Very funny stuff!
Balseiro Resigns Post to Pursue Pro Football Opportunity
Wednesday January 2, 5:52 pm ET
Post lame-o PRs or talk about em! Laugh and have FUN!
Any rules here VANT?
Every pinksheets ceo must be getting ideas here:
http://www.theonion.com/content/business
these guys spend a few hundred bucks to put this crap out
OH MAN!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOL!!! LOVE IT!!
I am comin with this as mine, just makes me laugh!
Balseiro Resigns Post to Pursue Pro Football Opportunity
Wednesday January 2, 5:52 pm ET
CARSON CITY, NV--(MARKET WIRE)--Jan 2, 2008 -- Energy Upstart Xynergy Corporation (Other OTC:XYNG.PK - News) announced today the resignation of its CEO Chris Balseiro, who has served as the company CEO since its inception. Balseiro has played Arena Football and now has his sights set on the new All American Football Conference and hopes to be drafted this January.
Recently the company announced that it retained the services of Joseph Emas to handle the filings for the company's Form 10, and the hiring of Kevin Brinkworth to run the company operations. Mr. Brinkworth will maintain his position while the search for a new CEO takes place. The company also announced recently that it had no intentions of optioning the properties in Oklahoma and Montana, as it has changed its course in recent months to pursue more eco-friendly solutions to alternative energy development.
ABOUT XYNERGY CORPORATION
Xynergy Corporation is a Nevada corporation engaged in oil and gas exploration and production, the investment and development of new domestic energy saving technology along with the development of alternative energy solutions. The Company was formed with the mission of investing in producing, working wells in the hot bed regions of the US as well as natural gas drilling operations that produce rapid, low risk, solid revenue growth. Additionally the Company will invest in high probability, innovative technologies that have the potential to produce explosive growth, in order to impact its market capitalization and stock price. The Company intends to balance the need to produce profitable and sustained growth, against investing in unique, cutting edge technologies that have the potential to change the way in which the world relies on and utilizes its resources to produce energy. Currently the Company is working in both arenas to establish short term profitability and long term potential for explosive growth. The mission of Xynergy Corporation is to be a responsible, eco-friendly, global citizen that seeks to market and develop green and environmentally friendly product solutions to ensure the long term health and well being of our planet.
Cautionary note This report contains forward-looking statements, particularly those regarding cash flow, capital expenditures and investment plans. Resource estimates, unless specifically noted, are considered speculative. By their nature, forward-looking statements involve risk and uncertainties because they relate to events and depend on factors that will or may occur in the future. Actual results may vary depending upon exploration activities, industry production, commodity demand and pricing, currency exchange rates, and, but not limited to, general economic factors. Cautionary Note to US investors: The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission specifically prohibits the use of certain terms, such as "reserves" unless such figures are based upon actual production or formation tests and can be shown to be economically and legally producible under existing economic and operating conditions.
Simply priceless...........
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This is gonna be fun! Love Rodney at the top lmaooooooooooooooooooooo....
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Great idea. Be sure and board mark this thread for daily material:
http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/board.asp?board_id=1508
El Laaaaammmmmeeeeeee-O
cool board - this should be fun
The VEGGIE VAN!!! CLASSIC!!!!!!
OK, first one: ORGANIC BEER with BIODIESEL
Aladdin Beverage Enters Into Cooperative Marketing Agreement With Biodiesel Education Organization
Aladdin Beverage (PINKSHEETS: ADTJ) is pleased to announce that the Company is entering into a cooperative effort with The Veggie Van Organization to promote biodiesel use. Aladdin Beverage will contribute a percentage of its proceeds to The Veggie Van Organization and in turn, gain exposure to its imported beers through Veggie Van marketing materials.
The Veggie Van Organization is a nationally recognized group of people dedicated to increasing the development and use of biodiesel fuel. Aladdin Beverage will include information about The Veggie Van Organization on its labels and marketing materials and both companies will include information about each other on their Web sites. The two organizations are also discussing co-participating in events to raise money and awareness for the use of biodiesel fuel.
"This is a wonderful way for us to give something back to an organization that is working for the betterment of the environment and has fun in the process. It makes good business sense for us as well, as many of our target consumers are environmentally conscious. We think this is a fabulous way to promote both our Company and the use of biodiesel," stated Ted O'Conner, CEO and President of Aladdin Beverage.
Aladdin Beverage recently announced that the Company has entered its Patagonia Blond Ale in the World Beer Cup 2008, the most prestigious beer competition in the world. The Blond Ale is brewed by one of its suppliers, the Patagonia Brewery, in Argentina. The event will be held at the Craft Brewers Conference in San Diego, California, from April 15 - 19.
About The Veggie Van Organization:
The Veggie Van Organization (www.veggievan.org) is a nonprofit educational service that promotes biodiesel fuel and other renewable energies through hands-on demonstrations, school presentations and road tours. The famous "Veggie Van" goes 70 mph and has driven over 25,000 miles on biodiesel fuel made from new and used vegetable oil. Not only does the three-ton, biodiesel powered motor home get 25 miles per gallon on vegetable oil-based biodiesel fuel, but its exhaust smells like French fries.
About Aladdin Beverage:
Headquartered in New York City, Aladdin is a leading fine craft beer and ale importer serving the North American markets. Aladdin's goal is to be known as the top beer importer to North America, with only quality and forward-thinking brands in its portfolio. Its mission is to generate sustained growth for all the brands in its portfolio and generate maximum return on investments. For more information, visit the Company's Web site at www.aladdinbeverage.com.
Forward-looking statements in this report are made pursuant to the safe harbor provisions of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. We wish to advise readers that actual results may differ substantially from such forward-looking statements. Forward-looking statements involve risks and uncertainties that could cause actual results to differ materially from those expressed in or implied by the statements, including, but not limited to, the following: our ability to meet our cash and working capital needs, our ability to successfully market our product, and other risks detailed in our periodic report filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission.
To automatically receive instant updates, press releases, and other information on this and other Big Apple Consulting USA companies, please visit www.bigappleconsulting.com/compro.php and download your FREE copy of Big Apple ComPro.
Contact:
For more information, visit:
www.aladdinbeverage.com
or
Investor Relations
(866) THE APPL(E)
Source: Marketwire (March 27, 2008 - 9:19 AM EDT)
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probably we think about the same candidate LOL
Oh I think we can all find one or two. Who's first lol?
What is about the "lamest" post on IHUB?
I have a few candidates already LOL
Any candidates from last weeks PRs?
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This is a board to post lame, fluffy PRs so we can all get a good laugh and have a little fun! Stuff like this is GREAT:
http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=28648366
http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=28648769
http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=28649029
http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=28653134
Think cheesy! Think fluffalicous! Think LAME-O! Feel free to VENT about how JUST HOW RIDICULOUS THAT PR THAT TURNED A GREEN POSITION INTO BRIGHT RED REALLY WAS!!!
NOTE: If you simply cannot find a fluffy OTC PR ... CEASE AND DESIST FROM ALL YOUR INVESTING ACTIVITIES IMMEDIATELY!!!! LOL!!!
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