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Two brain worm eating hosts debating each other would make fascinating TV.
And Joy was just talking about how Trump is beginning to fear RFK Jr, after initially praising him.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. challenges Donald Trump to debate at Libertarian Convention
COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has challenged Donald Trump to a head-to-head debate for when both address a Libertarian convention later this month, a move that comes as the presumptive GOP nominee has ramped up both criticism of Kennedy’s independent bid and demands that President Joe Biden meet him on a debate stage.
Arguing that he is “drawing a lot of voters from your former supporters,” Kennedy said to Trump in an open letter posted Tuesday to X that the Libertarian convention provides “perfect neutral territory for you and me to have a debate where you can defend your record for your wavering supporters.”
Trump has been bullish in calling on Biden to debate him ahead of the November general election but has shied away from other rivals’ previous debate entreaties. Trump skipped the 2024 GOP primary debates, saying it was unnecessary because voters know him and his record.
https://apnews.com/article/robert-f-kennedy-jr-trump-debate-libertarian-fb72b3da879e368aad055d0fc86861c9
Katie is clearly not a quick learner.
Joy Reid: "If a worm gets in your brain, and it dies, that may say more about you than it does about the worm."
Good point. And as a matter of fact, RFK Jr has said it ate a little of his brain before shuffling off this mortal coil. So is the brain POISONOUS?
And here comes Katie!
Katie Britt shredded for 'Handmaid's Tale'-type proposal to 'register' pregnant women
U.S. Sen. Katie Britt (R-AL) is being ridiculed on social media for a new piece of proposed legislation that, while billed as a child support bill for new moms, is being panned as yet another dystopian intrusion into women's pregnancies.
Britt, who came to the forefront of the political conversation following her heavily-mocked response to President Joe Biden's 2024 State of the Union address, announced the More Opportunities for Moms to Succeed (MOMS) Act. The bill would create a registry of pregnant women, who would then be steered to support services that include "crisis pregnancy centers" — usually faith-based groups designed to shame or trick women seeking abortions into keeping their pregnancies anyway.
"To all of my fellow moms out there, my goal is to give you and your children the opportunities to thrive and to live your American dreams," Britt said in a video announcing the policy.
But it didn't go over the way she was likely hoping on social media.
"Handmaid's Tale sh-- right here," wrote Allison Gill, the veteran and political commentator behind "Mueller, She Wrote." "What happened to the party of 'small government'?"
"Katie Britt: Introduced a bill to create a federal database of pregnant women. Also Katie Britt: Opposes federal database of gun owners," wrote Shannon Watts of Moms Demand Action.
@ArtCandee wrote, "Omg. Katie Britt has dropped a new super cringe video for introducing a bill to create a national registry of pregnant women. Clearly she didn’t learn her lesson about overacting and not coming across like a serial killer."
"This is Katie Britt, the Senator from Alabama, in her vanilla kitchen 98% of Americans could not afford," wrote @RogerZenAF. "She's talking about creating a database of pregnant women. Totally not cult behavior. Or fascism. Totally..."
Katie Britt: Introduced a bill to create a federal database of pregnant women.
— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) May 10, 2024
Also Katie Britt: Opposes federal database of gun owners. pic.twitter.com/wm4EmwhZ1M
So it seems. Mace is just bizarre.
MAGA women make horrible bosses. 🤮 Nancy Mace up to bat!
Mace accuses former staffers of sabotage, ‘massive invasion’ of privacy
Rep. Nancy Mace (R-S.C.), who has experienced a string of staff resignations and firings, accused her former employees of sabotage and invading her privacy in a new interview.
“I knew that they were sabotaging the office for a while. I didn’t know to the extent that they were doing it,” Mace told the Daily Mail in an article published Friday.
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4656470-nancy-mace-staffers-sabotage-privacy-invasion/#:~:text=Nine%20of%20Mace's%20staff%20members,week%20period%20in%20summer%202021.
Yes, that's what people are saying at X. A pity, but probably sooner or later she'll have to do more firing... I suspect she's a bitch to work for.
But... There's nothing at all online about Lara firing people. Not since her big purge in early March...
Wouldn't this be considered a quid pro quo? Impeachable offense?
Trump promised to scrap climate laws if US oil bosses donated $1bn - report
Trump promised to 20 executives at Mar-a-Lago dinner to increase oil drilling and reverse pollution rules among other pitches
Donald Trump dangled a brazen “deal” in front of some of the top US oil bosses last month, proposing that they give him $1bn for his White House re-election campaign and vowing that once back in office he would instantly tear up Joe Biden’s environmental regulations and prevent any new ones, according to a bombshell new report.
According to the Washington Post, the former US president made his jaw-dropping pitch, which the paper described as “remarkably blunt and transactional”, at a dinner at his Mar-a-Lago home and club.
In front of more than 20 executives, including from Chevron, Exxon and Occidental Petroleum, he promised to increase oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico, remove hurdles to drilling in the Alaskan Arctic, and reverse new rules designed to cut car pollution. He would also overturn the Biden administration’s decision in January to pause new natural gas export permits which have been denounced as “climate bombs”.
(snip)
Trump’s exhortation to the oil executives that they were wealthy enough to pour $1bn into his campaign war-chest, at the same time pledging a U-turn on Biden’s efforts to combat the climate crisis, was immediately denounced on Wednesday by environmental groups.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/09/trump-oil-ceo-donation
I think this might not be true. More like they were fired when Lara took over.
LOLOLOLOLISSIMO!! How embarrassing for the poor thing. GOD she's awful. And so STUPID.
More trump news.
Lara Trump's staff, all 25 of them at the RNC just resigned. I guess they have a conscience and don't want to be criminals.
— Kate (@Lessafetoday08) May 10, 2024
I wonder how Barron feels about that. What 18-year-old wouldn't HATE having his mother speak for him? And make decisions for him?
And who thought it'd be okay to begin with? It obviously wasn't Trump, who appears not to have known about it till the news was announced. If it was Melania, she changed her mind abruptly.
Maybe Barron should be wondering if he has a helicopter mom who'll only become more annoying the older he gets.
I guess the whole "Barron is fair game" now, got to Melania and mommy nixed the whole thing.
Change of plan: Barron Trump will no longer be a delegate at the Republican convention
WASHINGTON - Barron Trump won't be an at-large convention delegate for his father after all.
"While Barron is honored to have been chosen as a delegate by the Florida Republican Party, he regretfully declines to participate due to prior commitments," said a statement Friday from the office of former First Lady Melania Trump.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/05/10/barron-trump-delegate-gop-convention/73646811007/
Wonder how it was that he allowed Ivanka, and Marla and Melania to have their babies born in the 9th month?????
Trump: “In a number of states, the laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother’s womb in the ninth month. It is wrong. It has to change.”
Yes, you're no doubt right.
I don't think he is. He just wants his cult to think he is. It's just like "I'm going to take the stand in my trial" Uhhh yeah right. "I've been planning forever for Barron's graduation". Sure you have. Once he is the nominee, he will come up with some excuse not to debate.
LOLOLOL!! That's funny. Though I find myself thinking I SHOULD be a year or two younger.
Something that's seemed strange to me in recent days is Trump's insistence debating Biden. He says Biden is afraid of stepping up.
WTF? Trumpty is a TERRIBLE debater. He just opens his mouth and lies, as he always does. Biden is not a great debater, but he's not a bad one, either. He had a great moment in 2020 when he turned to Trump and said: "Will you just shut up, man?"
The other two debates were cancelled, the second, because of Trump's COVID. The cancellation of the third was for reasons I forget. But Trump didn't want to debate face to face again. Why's he so hot to trot now?
Meanwhile, this is so cool. Enjoy
Coolest cop ever pic.twitter.com/GsSPAvOdoE
— CCTV IDIOTS (@cctvidiots) May 10, 2024
He does yes. However- that memory is affected by his current mental illness and also that he lies all the time and it's way harder to remember all those lies than it is the truth. I think his failures will continue to become more evident as he tries to campaign.
One thing I did find interesting a few weeks ago when helping my DIL plan for my oldest boy's Bday, was that his youngest brother actually did NOT know which Bday it was.
We do know that Trumpty has a poor memory for most things.
yeah- I'm all for it!
You haven't any kids, so it's not a situation you're familiar with. I have no problem knowing the ages of mine - so anyone else on the board who has any can chime in. I do have a good memory so that might influence why I know ages.
I think they remember birthdays, but not the age. As I vaguely recall, my mother did remember my age, but sometimes my father forgot.
Not sure why you would think that parents underestimate their kids' ages. I think most of us know exactly how old they are. I do sometimes have to stop and think to get a grandchild's age correct.
Unfortunately, that article's been updated. Was this part of what was added?
Bannon was sentenced to four months in federal prison, and that sentence was also upheld Friday by the appeals court. The ruling could pave the way for Bannon to eventually report to prison, though the timing is unclear.
The judge who presided over Bannon’s trial previously agreed to let him hold off from serving his sentence while his appeal played out. In its ruling Friday, the three-judge appeals panel gave Bannon time to appeal its ruling to the full DC-based appeals court before it formally notifies the trial judge that the conviction was upheld.
Bannon could also turn directly to the Supreme Court for additional appeals, possibly further delaying when he needs to start serving his prison term.
Oh goody!! Bannon is so sinister.
Memory failure- or he just doesn't care enough to actually keep track?
To be fair, I think parents often think their kids are younger than they are. But I find it interesting that Trumpty didn't seem to have been involved in making Barron a delegate. I wonder who was.
Here is the story.
Giuliani Is Suspended by WABC, and His Radio Show Is Canceled
The radio station disciplined Rudolph W. Giuliani after he violated company policy by trying to discuss the legitimacy of the 2020 election on the air.
By Nicholas Fandos
May 10, 2024, 3:16 p.m. ET
Rudolph W. Giuliani was suspended by WABC radio on Friday and his daily talk show was canceled after he violated station policy by trying to discuss discredited claims about the legitimacy of the 2020 presidential election on air.
John Catsimatidis, the billionaire who is a major Republican donor and owns the station, said he had made the decision after Mr. Giuliani refused to comply with the policy related to the election after repeated warnings.
“We’re not going to talk about fallacies of the November 2020 election,” Mr. Catsimatidis said in a brief phone interview. “We warned him once. We warned him twice. And I get a text from him last night, and I get a text from him this morning that he refuses not to talk about it.”
“So,” Mr. Catsimatidis continued, “he left me no option. I suspended him.”
Mr. Giuliani, a former New York City mayor, was one of the leading figures in former President Donald J. Trump’s attempts to contest and overturn the 2020 election results. He was Mr. Trump’s personal lawyer at the time and helped coordinate legal challenges to Mr. Biden’s victory in several states in a bid to keep Mr. Trump in office.
Mr. Guiliani’s removal from WABC, one of his only current sources of income, could add to the mounting legal and financial woes that have accumulated since then. The suspension will also deny him what may be one of his largest public platforms.
Mr. Giuliani has been criminally charged in two states, Georgia and Arizona, for this role in the effort to overturn the 2020 results and has been implicated in a number of recent lawsuits. He has also been besieged by creditors, including two Georgia election workers he defamed in the aftermath of the 2020 election, and to whom he now owes $148 million.
Mr. Giuliani could not immediately be reached for comment.
WABC aired Mr. Giuliani’s show every weekday and on Sundays. Mr. Catsimatidis said he did not pay Mr. Giuliani a salary; the former mayor instead earned a percentage of the advertising revenue the show brought in.
Mr. Catsimatidis said Mr. Giuliani had tried to speak on air during the closing minutes of his Thursday show about election-related issues, but that station employees had cut him off.
“Look, I like the guy as a person, but you can’t do that,” Mr. Catsimatidis said. “You can’t cross the line.”
He added: “My view is that nobody really knows but we had made a company policy. It’s over, life goes on.”
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/10/nyregion/giuliani-radio-suspended.html
Oopsie!
Scoop: Rudy Giuliani’s two radio shows, which air on WABC in New York, have been suspended until further notice per an internal email. pic.twitter.com/1U6MytxPoZ
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) May 10, 2024
A realistic drawing
— mike luckovich (@mluckovichajc) May 10, 2024
Ohio Physicians for Reproductive Rights
@OhioReproRights
A Coalition of 4000+ Ohio Physicians Fighting for reproductive rights real time.
Read Dr. Beene's LTE in the Columbus Dispatch on AG Yost's appalling comments about Ohioans ability to understand what they vote for:
— Ohio Physicians for Reproductive Rights (@OhioReproRights) May 10, 2024
"Rather than Ohio voters, it seems it is Attorney General Yost who is confused by the language of the law he is entrusted to defend." pic.twitter.com/sI9s20zW8M
New Chicago-based company Global Tetrahedron wants to make The Onion great again
Parent company Global Tetrahedron has big plans to diversify the satire news website’s revenue streams and bring back a print edition
By Amy Yee May 10, 2024, 6:00am CDT
Jordan LaFlure, managing editor of The Onion, left, and Leila Brillson, The Onion’s chief marketing officer, at the satire news website’s office, 730 N. Franklin St. Brillson is part of The Onion’s new parent company Global Tetrahedron.Anthony Vazquez/Sun-Times
https://chicago.suntimes.com/money/2024/05/10/onion-chicago-owner-global-tetrahedron-satire-news
We break down complex business news to help you understand how money moves in Chicago and how it affects you.
A tech CEO, a disinformation reporter and two social media experts enter a Zoom call. It might sound like the start of a joke, but that’s how four near-strangers bought the Chicago-based satire website The Onion.
The owners formed a new Chicago-based company called Global Tetrahedron and bought The Onion last month from G/O Media for an undisclosed sum. Global Tetrahedron is a fictional company that grew into a “multinational behemoth” in The Onion’s 1999 book “Our Dumb Century.”
The four owners include: Jeff Lawson, co-founder and former CEO of cloud communications group Twilio, who became the The Onion’s majority owner and chairperson; Ben Collins, The Onion’s newly-minted CEO and former NBC News disinformation reporter; Leila Brillson, previously a marketer for TikTok, Disney and dating app Bumble, who is the site’s chief marketing officer and The Onion’s new Chief Product Officer Danielle Strle, former product director of Tumblr.
They connected after news circulated in January that G/O Media — owner of media outlets like The Root, Gizmodo and Quartz — wanted to sell the mock news website. Only Collins and Strle knew each other before.
Collins took notice and in a post on the social media platform Bluesky, he asked how he could buy The Onion.
Brillson saw Collins’ post and messaged him on LinkedIn as “all Millennials do,” and wrote, “ ‘sup dude, how do we buy The Onion?” He introduced her to Strle, and then Collins eventually connected with Lawson.
On April 25, Collins posted on X: “My friends and I now own and run The Onion … We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and [will] share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.”
Midwestern roots
The Onion and its 17 employees will stay in Chicago. Lawson will remain in San Francisco while Collins will move to Chicago from New York. Strle will stay in New York. Brillson, who grew up near Lincoln Park, was already based in Chicago.
Brillson said The Onion’s “second city” base gives it “a Midwestern and everyman sensibility that makes it more relevant to everyone.”
Jordan LaFlure, managing editor of The Onion, is from Indianapolis and started reading The Onion in the fourth grade. He’s lived in the Chicago area since 2009.
“We will remain a national brand, but we want Chicagoans to know we’re in Chicago,” LaFlure said.
He and Brillson spoke while sitting in the writers room at The Onion’s River North office. On the wall hung a gold-framed portrait of a grinning, bespectacled man with the label: “Most Incompetent Coworker Once Again Shines at Halloween Office Party.” Action figures, a plastic cockroach and a box of Girl Scout Cookies sat on the conference room table.
Brillson has been an Onion fan since high school and has clear memories of reading it out loud and laughing — even after the terrorist attacks of 9/11 when humor was a salve. She read The Onion “religiously” because there was a box with print copies outside the Chicago restaurant where she once worked.
The new owners have grand plans to revive The Onion. Global Tetrahedron’s tongue-in-cheek website lists among its values: “Porcupine Breeding: Our innovation extends beyond ideas that have a clear path to monetization.”
Beyond rodent reproduction, Lawson has said on X that its plan is to introduce "... new products and [get] into new mediums. But more than anything - this is about unleashing the creative team that’s been making you laugh for over 30 years. Letting these amazing writers do what they do best. I can’t wait to see what you pee in your pants.”
Brillson said The Onion was “knee-capped” by its previous owners, G/O Media. The company pigeonholed it as a website rather than a strong multimedia brand with books, a social media presence and big potential for merchandise, live events, partnerships and more, she said.
Leila Brillson sits in a chair behind a conference table in the writers room at The Onion's River North office.
There are plans to bring back a print edition of The Onion, though it won’t be the weekly it once was. The website will remain free, and Brillson brainstormed ideas such as offering memberships to The Onion and special offers like extra jokes.
“We want to unshackle the writers, find more than one revenue stream, let people do what they’re good at and hopefully profit,” she said.
LaFlure said G/O Media prioritized getting impressions on banner ads. Writers were dissuaded from focusing on creating social media content because it didn’t generate banner ad views. They also couldn’t explore other formats such as longer stories, he said.
According to digital intelligence company Similarweb, The Onion’s “deduplicated unique visitors, worldwide” was 1.2 million in April, down from 1.7 million in April 2022. Visitors reached 1.8 million in April 2021. It also reported that more than 58% of viewers were male and about 45% of its audience were ages 25 to 44.
It’s no surprise that Brillson, previously head of social at Bumble and the former social lead at TikTok, is enthusiastic about The Onion capitalizing on social media.
“An Onion headline is usually the joke, which lends itself so well to social media,” Brillson said.
Some favorites include “Black Guy Asks Nation For Change,” referring to former President Barack Obama, “Kitten Thinks Of Nothing But Murder All Day” and “Winner Didn’t Even Know It Was Pie-Eating Contest.”
LaFlure believes the Global Tetrahedron’s long-standing love of The Onion will make a big difference.
“Their willingness to invest in a distressed property and wait for a turnaround seems like a blessing,” he said. “I’m feeling renewed and rejuvenated in a way I didn’t think was possible. We of course want to conquer the world, but getting there will take time.”
Jordan LaFlure, right, in a meeting at The Onion's River North office.
No Joke
The humor website, self-described as “America’s Finest News Source,” was founded in 1988 by two University of Wisconsin-Madison students, initially as a print publication. The paper moved to New York City in 2000 then relocated to Chicago in 2012.
The Onion has big ambitions but like many media outlets, it faces the daunting challenge of becoming financially sustainable.
For more than two decades, media companies have been decimated by a loss of subscribers and advertising revenue.
Last year, outlets such as The Washington Post and NPR let go of hundreds of journalists. Media layoffs have continued in 2024 with the Wall Street Journal, Los Angeles Times, Business Insider, Time magazine and others slashing hundreds of jobs. Chicago Public Media, parent company of the Sun-Times, also laid off staff in April.
G/O Media, which bought The Onion in 2019, has seen a whirlwind of sales and restructuring. In March, it sold websites The AV Club and The Takeout. Last year, it shut down Jezebel and laid off 23 staffers before selling the feminist news site to Paste Magazine.
In January, The Onion and other G/O Media staff narrowly averted a strike by reaching an agreement on a new contract. The Onion’s new owners said they will honor the three-year union contract.
LaFlure said under its previous ownership, “the dearth of resources narrowed our ambition. Now, with a better, more sympathetic owner and leadership team, we’re going to be able to increase the scope of what we do. People better watch out.”
In light of Mike Flynn giving away AR-15’s, here he is with lunatic “Christian Nationalist” Pastor Leon Benjamin urging people to be “willing to shed that blood… those that love this country are willing to die.”
— Jim Stewartson, Counterinsurgent 🇺🇸🇺🇦💙🎈 (@jimstewartson) May 10, 2024
Flynn agrees & adds that “people will be held accountable.”
This… https://t.co/5VjXI72OPf pic.twitter.com/XO4pqYQJGS
Not surprised. Geesh, this dude is such a sleazebag
In case it was ever in doubt, here it is, in open court: Trump was running his business while president https://t.co/qQHSXwxeDy
— Citizens for Ethics (@CREWcrew) May 10, 2024
A HUGE crowd of supporters showed up to support Donald Trump at his trial yesterday.
A HUGE crowd of supporters showed up to support Donald Trump at his trial yesterday. pic.twitter.com/SYUxJBxqy8
— The Good Liars (@TheGoodLiars) May 10, 2024
Stormy Daniels Trolls Trump With ‘Real Men’ Jibe After His Lawyers’ Complaints
SHOTS FIRED
The porn star was apparently unimpressed with the former president’s team’s efforts to amend his gag order.
Dan Ladden-Hall News Correspondent
Published May 10, 2024 6:28AM EDT
Stormy Daniels took a swipe at Donald Trump after his lawyers attempted to amend a gag order imposed during his hush-money trial in order to allow him to publicly respond to her testimony.
Mike Blake/Reuters
Stormy Daniels couldn’t resist taking another swipe at Donald Trump after her bombshell testimony in his hush-money trial after his defense team sought a change in his gag order to allow him to speak publicly about the porn star.
After Judge Juan Merchan on Thursday rejected the request to amend the order—which was imposed to prevent Trump from intimidating witnesses, jurors, and others connected to the trial—Daniels offered up some free, unsolicited advice about how Trump could respond to what she’d said in court. “Real men respond to testimony by being sworn in and taking the stand in court,” she wrote in a post on X. “Oh... wait. Nevermind.”
Donald Trump’s hush-money trial resumes Friday with more testimony from Madeleine Westerhout.
Trump has denied 34 felony counts of falsifying business records to hide payments to his former attorney and fixer Michael Cohen, which prosecutors claim were reimbursements for a $130,000 payment Cohen made to Daniels to buy her silence about an alleged affair.
After Daniels testified—sometimes in graphic detail—in the trial this week, Trump’s legal team unsuccessfully asked for a mistrial, arguing that parts of what she’d told jurors was not relevant to the charges in the case. Todd Blanche, a lawyer for Trump, also asked for the gag order to be reined in so that Trump could talk publicly about Daniels now that her testimony is over.
“As we’ve said repeatedly, he needs an opportunity to respond to the American people,” Blanche said. Merchan denied the request, saying he was concerned with “protecting the integrity of the proceedings” and said the gag order was imposed to stop “very real, very threatening attacks on potential witnesses.” “The reason why the gag order is in place to begin with is precisely because of the nature of these attacks, the vitriol,” he said.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/stormy-daniels-trolls-trump-with-real-men-jibe-after-his-lawyers-complaints?ref=home?ref=home
Almost time for those 4 months in the clinker for BannonDick
Appeals court upholds Steve Bannon’s contempt-of-Congress conviction for defying Jan. 6 subpoena
https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/10/politics/steve-bannon-appeal-denied/index.html
NEW: We filed an ethics complaint with the Chief Judge of the 11th Circuit of Appeals vs. Aileen Cannon. She must be removed form the Trump classified docs case based upon the ethical violations. Read the complaint here: https://t.co/K0dNcqjS6U pic.twitter.com/OPLnyrhC0E
— American Muckrakers (@AmericanMuck) May 10, 2024
Donald Trump Gets Barron's Age Wrong in TV Interview
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-barron-age-wrong-tv-interview-1899118
he will now be incarcerated during the election.
Great news
About time he got shut up.
@RonFilipkowski
BREAKING: Steve Bannon’s appeal was unanimously rejected and he will be ordered to prison soon. By staying his prison sentence, he will now be incarcerated during the election.
Memory failure- or he just doesn't care enough to actually keep track?
Former President Donald Trump misstated the age of his youngest son in an interview that aired Thursday, saying Barron Trump was 17 years old — even though he turned 18 in March.
The mistake came when Trump reacted to his son's entering the political arena as a delegate from Florida for the Republican National Convention, which was first reported by NBC News.
"He’s pretty young, I will say. He’s 17," Trump said in an interview with Telemundo 51 of Miami. "But if they can do that, I’m all for it."
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-gets-barrons-age-wrong-asked-youngest-sons-convention-role-rcna151596
It can’t be repeated often enough: Aileen Cannon isn’t your normal judge. She’s an aberration, a corrupt freak. History will judge her harshly. If “judges” like her ever become unremarkable in America, we will most assuredly go down the tubes. https://t.co/ZyKJ1dH5CB
— Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ (@tribelaw) May 10, 2024
Chat GPT hits it out of the ball park!
Born to be snarky song lyrics based upon born to be wild song.
ChatGPT
(Verse 1)
Get your wit loaded, head out on the road,
Looking for trouble and a story to unfold.
Sass in my veins, and a smirk on my face,
No apologies here, I'll put you in your place.
(Chorus)
Born to be snarky, can't help but jest,
Turning bland conversations into a jest.
Born to be snarky, always on the prowl,
No holding back, gonna let it all howl.
(Verse 2)
Like a hurricane, I'll blow through the room,
Leaving laughter and raised eyebrows in my gloom.
Got a sharp retort for every line you sling,
Won't hold back, gonna let my sarcasm sing.
(Chorus)
Born to be snarky, it's my destiny,
In a world of blandness, I'm the recipe.
Born to be snarky, can't tame this fire,
Bringing the spice, taking humor higher.
(Bridge)
Some may call it rude, but I call it art,
Turning dull moments into a work of smart.
So buckle up, 'cause here I come,
Born to be snarky, 'til my days are done.
(Chorus)
Born to be snarky, it's in my DNA,
Injecting humor in the dull everyday.
Born to be snarky, no turning back,
Riding on sarcasm down the humor track.
Yes, she evidently did an excellent job.
That's showing them;
Man who kept his boat besides his house was ordered from the city to put up a fence to hide the boat from view. So he built the fence and hired someone to paint it. pic.twitter.com/wrkQh6RjXn
— Doug Aoki (@Nantanreikan) May 9, 2024
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