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What were you this year, gail?
An Atheist Meets God
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urlTBBKTO68
The Resume of Jesus Christ
Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus
Objective
My name is Jesus -The Christ . Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
Qualifications
· I founded the earth and established the heavens. (See Proverbs 3:19)
· I formed man from the dust of the ground. (See Genesis 2:7)
· I breathed into man the breath of life. (See Genesis 2:7)
· I redeemed man from the curse of the law. (See Galatians 3:13)
· The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant come upon your life through me. (See Galatians 3:14)
Occupational Background
· I've only had one employer. (See Luke 2:49 )
· I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
· My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me. (See Matthew 3:15 -17)
Skills Work Experiences
· Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty they who are bruised. (See Luke 4:18)
· I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil. (See Proverbs 1:33 )
· Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins. (See I John 1:7-9)
Educational Background
· I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding. (See Proverbs 2:6)
· In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge. (See Colossians 2:3)
· My Word is so powerful, it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a light unto your path. (See Psalms 119:105)
· I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart. (See Psalms 44:21)
Major Accomplishments
· I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times. (See Genesis 1:26 )
· I laid down my life so that you may live. (See II Corinthians 5:15 ).
· I defeated the arch enemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly. (See Colossians 2:15 ).
· I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
· There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.
References
· Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healing, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance
In Summation
Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47 ). When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15 ).
Send this resume to everyone you know, you never know who may have an opening! Thanks for your help.
Church Chat: Danny Devito, Willie Nelson
A ressurected alias with a good Halloween name
T Doom Pickens
http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/profile.asp?user=100863
Alias Born On: Tuesday, May 15, 2007
First post: 11/9/2009 10:19:35 PM
Yep, that's where that saying came from-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21Rf0URZfLQ
There was another western that came out around the same time that I liked better but both of them were great.
Love westerns-
Wyatt Earp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XRJtvmns98
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhmHcR-2Sbg
Our Satan has the gift of gab... LOL
Posted by: Satan (from the hoosegow)...
Date: Friday, November 06, 2009 8:13:22 AM
In reply to: IH Admin [Matt] who wrote msg# 92229 Post # of 93725
IN Absentia [Matt], have a seat, cherub cheeks. We need to talk.
You could have set my release date for October 31, Halloween. Or November 2, All Souls Day. Or any one of numerous pagan holidays. Or the stroke of midnight any day. Or 6:06:06 any day.
But noooooooooooooooooo. I get:
Your posting privileges have been suspended until 8/31/2011 5:07:36 PM Eastern
Tell me, lad. Didn't they have any drama classes at Goober High? Or creative writing classes? Or anything that would have exposed you to the concept of irony?
Or did you and your fellow Mulleteers just wander the halls in your Bobby Bowden t-shirts mumbling "Go, Seminoles!" through wads of chew?
C'mon. Dust off that A game, Matty. Show me some creativity.
Hmmmmmm, I don't think so... LOL
Your post brought back memories of my fave movie though...
http://video.tiscali.it/canali/truveo/949035628.html
Oh yeah? He's baaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
We may not hear from him for awhile but he's here watching us....
Satan was a SCAM
http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/profile.asp?user=4378
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Anyone that devious must be a chick
I destroyed Satan, he shall not return
Satan is gone, gotta love iHub games
Once the circus leaves town... well, you know what's left behind....
HELL trading has been suspended! I lost my entire account, that is what I get for going all in with Satan!
Hell has frozen over.
I hear he's chewin Cashews 'n sharpenin' his horns :)
since he updated his status... yet where is he?
Satan is watching
since he updated his status... yet where is he?
"Satan respectfully declines Excel's invitation to wed."
Not very Satan like, wonder if you will ever post again
Say it isn't so....
Don't worry... he shall be defeated
Satan! Come back, Satan... come baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
SATAAAAANNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
.....snif
My hero is gone, gone, gone...
Down into his deep, black hole.
LOL
Don't listen to him! He is lying!!
Well, Satan... if you'd get out of the basket, it would fit just fine. I don't need an escort, ya know...
Me thinks he doth protest too much..
http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=43102362
How about an ETERNITY haunting? :)
Satan's Super Sweet 16
Season 10
Hell on Earth 2006
Satan holds a meeting to discus Halloween. He decides to throw a giant party at the W Hotel.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103799
I think I will short it to hell since I can not sell if I do not own it... but thanks for the tip... not going TO DA MOON... maybe TO DA MIDDLE OF DA EARTH?
Hey Satan, is this a good stock?
If the hand basket fits.
I'm still asking...Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket?
Antichart is in here with with us;
he's not going anywhere, Muhuhahaha!
Well, if there's going to be BELLS....
Let them be......
You are a real hell raiser aren't you?
LOL. Beware HELL fire!
I'm loading up on HELL, and going long! Sell me your cheap shares, you weak handed flippers!
I hear there is a $666/share BUYOUT offer coming, from the globally known conglomerate DIGH (Dantes Infernal Global Holdings)!
That is one HELL of a nice chart!
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