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New Specs for Niners' Optimists ....
... looking at a bright future somewhere down Nolan's road.
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The Dynamic-Iggle-Duo
We may just have doubled our hero quotient with helmeted he-men Terrell Owens and Donovan McNabb. These Eagles are ready, like Thelma and Louise, to flee those demons of pigskin past; like Batman and Robin, to team up and give some POW! BAM! ZAP! to dastardly football foes.
>> A Can-Do Duo
Could it be?
Rob Watson
The Inquirer
September 18, 2004
When it comes to sports, this isn't a Hallmark Moment kind of town. How can it be, when we keep receiving sympathy cards about our championship dreams?
But that's changing this football season.
We sensed it when the first pass to Terrell Owens from Donovan McNabb ended in an Eagles touchdown in the preseason game against the Baltimore Ravens.
It's a dang love-in!
Remember those commercials where the couple are running toward each other in a field of tall grass, with "Happy Together" by the Turtles playing in the background, and when they meet they twirl around, grinning ear-to-ear? That's what it seems like between Donovan and T.O.
Who can remember the last time a star tandem has borne such immediate fruit in Philly?
McNabb and Owens is a gridiron marriage someone upstairs has deemed sanctified. And the congregation is ready to party.
Now before anyone says, "Hold on, Jack, we've played just one regular-season game, against the smallish-looking Giants, no less," I ask: Would any of our pre-T.O. Eagles have caught three TD passes against New York on Sunday? Unlikely.
We're usually allowed only one hero per sport.
Allen Iverson, basketball superman that he is, has not had, and probably never will have, a proper partner in crime. OK, that may be a bad choice of words, but you know what I mean.
The Phillies and the Flyers? They may have a couple of worrisome guys, but a fear-inducing pair? Naw.
It's a shame, really. McNabb had been the Eagles' lone caped crusader for five years, rolling around these dark, championship-starved streets just able to hold his own against a doubting public, hoping all the gadgets in his utility belt work every Sunday, and barely stemming the bum's rush from the Limbaughs of the world.
I am not saying T.O. is McNabb's Robin, exactly. But someone has to be the sidekick in this dynamic duo, and McNabb was here first. Kudos to Birds owner Jeffrey Lurie for finally giving him that Batcave-improvement loan he could never seem to qualify for previously.
We know Owens can be a problem child at times. His tantrums got him the boot from San Francisco, and his refusal to play in Baltimore has probably made an arch-foe out of former friend Ray Lewis, the Ravens' star linebacker.
But T.O. understands one thing.
He can't save the day all alone, and McNabb has the keys to the Batmobile.
If you don't see these two in a Batmobile, then why not Thelma and Louise's T-bird?
We've been running from our own demons in a vintage ride, too! Since the '81 Super Bowl, man! This car probably has only enough miles left in it for one more trip down that road to the Super Bowl. With T.O.'s help, we just might escape this conference-championship curse, and not drive straight off a cliff for the fourth consecutive time.
We have to give credit to coach Andy Reid. His resistance to giving McNabb a megastar receiver made him seem like a playa-hater, but now it looks as if, in the words of Public Enemy (which had one of the greatest duos ever), the Eagles might have "Too Much Posse" with this recent addition. T.O. is already "Cold Lampin' " like Flavor Flav in the end zone, and like Chuck D., McNabb's confident that "Brothers Are Gonna Work It Out."
All the doubters of our peerless pair point to Monday night's game against the Minnesota Vikings as the first real test. The opponents have their own terrifying twosome in receiver Randy Moss and quarterback Daunte Culpepper.
At least McNabb will have someone to tag him out in this cage match, and he has a much better chance of emerging victorious than at any other time in his career.
So sure, it may be wishful thinking to declare all of the Eagles' problems over because of two guys, but rapper Rob Base may be right on this one: It takes two to make a thing go right, and it just might take these two to make it outta sight! <<
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The Late, Great, T.O.
The man was one hour late for yesterdays game at the Linc, arriving less than an hour before kick off.
"I really didn't expect the traffic to be so hectic. I got off on the Pattison exit, saw the traffic, and ended up going on the shoulder, and I really didn't know which way to go - during preseason I always went back home and then came back instead of coming straight from the team hotel. I asked one of the policemen which way to go and he was like, 'Dude, you're not going to make it. Let me call an escort for you.' Thank goodness for that."
But he made ...
* Three touchdown catches, including the Iggles 1st, 2nd, and 4th of the season, with 2 in the first period.
* Eight receptions for 68 yards.
* An instant connection with the fans, many already wearing No. 81 game jerseys.
* The offense open up so McNabb could complete 18 other throws to six other Iggles, , kicked off the year with a 137.5 QB rating, and Brian Westbrook, the one headed monster with the other 2 monsters gone had his 1st ever 100 yard game on the ground on 17 carries.
T.0. was not fined for being late.
Wise to keep in mind we were playing the not so giant, Giant's, but tune in on next Monday night against the Viking's on their home field for the Donovan and T.O. Show.
Oh, yeah, First Down Freddie caught a pass in heavy traffic (and dropped one he called a BULLET). He had the quote of the day:
"We've got T.O. in the house now, baby."
T.O., who definitely does not have crocodile arms, said:
"That's what I'm here for. I'm always thinking about putting on a show. I was in such a zone today, I didn't even hear the crowd screaming for me during introductions. But I'm looking forward to everything. The routes I was running were deep routes, not those 10-to-15-yard-over-the-middle routes, because I had a quarterback who could get me the ball. And all of the guys were feeding off off that. So this entire situation is everything I ever dreamed about. I'm getting mine, other guys are getting theirs, and we're winning. I think everybody is happy with that, but I know I am. So let the games begin."
"Tee-Ohhh... Tee-Ohhh..."
Welcome back, Joe, and congratulations to you and your fans:
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cuf,
I'm glad to see that you and the other worthless mudges and mudge-esses are doing something useful for your spouse or significant other while SI undergoes maintenance.
Hawks died valiently so go Huskies with our wounded leader, Emeka Okafor:
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Big Bird Speaks ...
... from Ericsson Stadium
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Not exactly......
http://www.siliconinvestor.com/stocktalk/msg.gsp?msgid=19167569
It's back.
Bill
icuf,
Bob trip over the SI plug?
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ckr,
<< I'd say they're pretty good at setting LOW expectations, and even Average delivery looks "pretty good". >>
That's their trick. Keeps the CEO happy if he wants to access e-mail or replicate Notes. They don't like to see him walking into headquarters grumpy when he couldn't.
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<my IT department is pretty good about meeting schedules,>
I'd say they're pretty good at setting LOW expectations, and even Average delivery looks "pretty good".
BWTFDIK....
ckr,
<< in your industry, isn't that the norm - project slippage ?? >>
You got it.
Fortunately my IT department is pretty good about meeting schedules, relative to restoring servers they take down for maintenance, on schedule.
Wasn't always that way, but PDG today.
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ce, in your industry, isn't that the norm - project slippage ??
Operative word is obviously "approximately."
Silicon Investor is down for maintenance for APPROXIMATELY 24 hours beginning at 3pm EST on Friday, May 16th.
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cuf,
<< An unannounced 24 hour shut down during a market day is pretty unusual... they must have had a serious problem >>
3pm EST on Friday, unanounced, one hour before the weeks casino close, is indeed, a tad unusual ...
... and so God created fallout shelters.
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An unannounced 24 hour shut down during a market day is pretty unusual... they must have had a serious problem.
Welcome to the Bomb Shelter!
<< Looks like we need a fallout shelter today, Eric >>
Silicon Investor is down for maintenance for approximately 24 hours beginning at 3pm EST on Friday, May 16th.
Improvement at SI.
They tell us when they are down.
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It's 6:30 pm EST ...
... and SI is dead in the water ....
Silicon Investor will be down for approximately 90 minutes starting at 5pm EST.
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NBA: Leading the Pack
2003 Playoffs Points Per Game
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Player G FG FT P PG FG%
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1. Allen Iverson (Philadelphia 76ers) 6 76 44 209 34.8 .440
2. Tracy McGrady (Orlando Magic) 6 67 53 201 33.5 .475
3. Kobe Bryant (LA Angeles Lakers) 6 68 45 191 31.8 .430
4. Dirk Nowitzki (Dallas Mavericks) 6 63 39 178 29.7 .512
5. Shaquille O'Neal (LA Lakers) 6 64 44 172 28.7 .516
Armageddon
<< Looks like we need a fallout shelter today, Eric. SI has been off the air for the last hour. Could this be the long predicted Armagaedon? >>
Again?
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Tubby Raymond
UD football coach from 1966 through 2001, Raymond retired Feb. 18, 2002, as college football's ninth winningest coach with a 300-119-3 record in 36 seasons, all at Delaware.
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Da Man!
Simone Gagne
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Cup Playoffs Game 7 FINAL: Philadelphia 6 Toronto 1
Flyers into the conference semifinals against the Ottawa Senators.
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Distinguished Company
The fourth-highest point total in an NBA postseason game:
* Michael Jordan scored 63 on Boston in 1986.
* Elgin Baylor scored 61 in 1962.
* Wilt Chamberlain threw down 56 in 1962, Jordan in 1992 and Charles Barkley in 1994.
* Now Iverson shoots 66% for a career high 55.
Sunday, April 20th v. the New Orleans Hornets
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Baghdad Falls
Baghdad Falls to US Troops
Headline
Financial Times
April 9 2003 16:05
This photo by MSM.com is NOT a photo of a statue of US Congressman Darrell Issa.
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cuf,
<< Could this be the long predicted Armagaedon? >>
Never take a Beta public before its time.
I was afraid of this.
Lets see if any other mudges know where to find shelter.
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Looks like we need a fallout shelter today, Eric. SI has been off the air for the last hour. Could this be the long predicted Armagaedon?
cuf,
Welcome to the Canadian mudge fall out shelter.
The new Sheriff:
http://www.funphone.com/canatout/judy.html
Anyone causing a kerfuffle on the threads will be banished to Judy’s Ice-Cold Canuck-style Penalty Box®, where there will nothing to do except go all wonky bitching and whining about Judy's unfairness, or figure out how to sign up with a new ID.
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P.S.
I have the SI Mudge Thread faq memorized, (I live in hell and need to get a new one).
Thanks Nosmo and welcome back DS and Apollo (what ever happened to Buck and his tractor).
Hi Boa Babe <g> (yeh, I know)
icwf@zappa.woof
First post to this or the SI mudge thread (unable to post on SI).
Happy Thanksgiving to all.
As far as giving, I have a proposal.
Support our U.S. Postal Service!
Send all of your old, unused cell phones to Mr. -- Mike
That way he can heave them into the gulf, or to his "undergound".
I would also like to express my appreciation to all for the discussions I read on the SI threads, for both the informative discussions on the G&K thread (particularly to UF and --Mike) and for the tremendous humor (with the exception of Mike - huh?<g>, oops) on the SI mudge thread.
I know that it's hard for you, but try not be such a middle.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--Mike Buckley
What he said!
cwf@hopetooheremorehear.spl
>> OK Fellow Mudges
Judging from the responses, you may be the last of the breed.
I've give up being a mudge now that I've learned I'm cute and clever. Doesn't that tekboy have the nicest way with words?
uf
OK Fellow Mudges,
Welcome to the bomb shelter.
SI has gotten pretty class of late.
They warned us in advance and even have a message posted as to why you can't access the site:
Silicon Investor is currently down for routine maintenance, and should be online at approximately 7:00 PM ET.
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<< How about I just post little ones? >>
OK. They are restored.
Its not about size its about not being stone ugly.
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>> Your photo posting privileges are hereby suspended for a week!
That's cruel and unusual punishment, judge.
How about I just post little ones?
cuf,
<< What it's felt like to be a nasdaq investor for the past 2 years: >>
Your photo posting privileges are hereby suspended for a week!
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What it's felt like to be a nasdaq investor for the past 2 years:
Testing what? And what's an itbe?
Some days I'd rather go to the dentist than watch the market.
cuf@everydayforthelast2years.com
Yo itbe,
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test
itbe
A Great Ryder Cup Rant
>> Sam's Long Gone
By altering the 10th, Torrance cheated us all.
Rick Reilly
Sports Illustrated
September 27, 2002
Tell me something. If you owned the Mona Lisa, would you add a moustache to her?
If you had a Ferrari Testarossa, would you keep it garaged?
If you were Pam Anderson’s agent, would you make sure she wore a burka?
Then how in the hell can Sam Torrance take the 10th hole at the Belfry -- the most exciting match-play hole in the world -- and make it more boring than The Amish Channel?
The par-4 10th at the Belfry used to be the last page of a Tom Clancy novel, Evil Knievel revving a Harley, President Clinton in front of a grand jury. It was suspense, drama, Indiana Jones. Guys stood on the tee and forgot to breathe.
Now, thanks to Torrance, it’s a warm arugula sandwich, Sunday morning in Milton Keynes, a three-day seminar on gingivitis. It’s the dullest, dumbest, dopiest hole in golf now.
Torrance has moved the tee so far back this week that the best players in the galaxy can no longer try and drive the green. Used to be half the players would try it, especially in the team matches. This week, almost nobody will. It’s suicide. Only one man, Sergio Garcia, tried it Friday and he plopped into the lake.
Now everybody plays it like the Toledo Ladies 9-Hole Championship. Do you realize David Duval hit a 7-iron off that tee Friday morning? Tiger Woods hit an 8-iron! That’s more screwed up than a soup sandwich.
I knew Scots didn’t do tans and tips. I had no idea they didn’t do drama.
Everybody knows why Torrance did it. He did it so the longer hitting Americans couldn’t try to drive the green. Now Woods, Duval, Davis Love, Phil Mickelson, Mark Calcavecchia -- not to mention Darren Clarke and Garcia -- are all stuck laying up like 15-handicap chops. That means the same fans that the British press felt so horribly for because they missed Woods’ nine crummy practice holes Wednesday, now don’t get to see Woods or anybody else hit the single most exciting shot in golf -- going for the green in one.
Hell, if America had known, they’d have brought Fred Funk. Or Billy Mayfair. Or Annika Sorenstam.
"Everybody knows what they say about the 10th," said Love on Friday, "It’s the best match-play hole in the world. Well, this takes the fun out of it."
"I’m really surprised," said American Paul Azinger. "I always felt like No. 10 is the greatest match-play hole I’ve ever seen. Now we’re relegated to 7-iron, pitching wedge. There’s not a lot of drama in that."
What’s the shortest club anybody hits off a par-4 tee in America all year?
"Four-iron at the most," said Duval. "Mostly three and two-iron."
I know, I know. Torrance has the right to do whatever he wants within the rules to win. But what happened to all this talk about "sportsmanship" and "friendly competition?" What happened to respecting a course as it was built? Somewhere, Dave Thomas, co-designer of the hole, must be chewing on a table leg.
What a buzzkill. What else does Torrance do for fun? Drink tonic and tonics? Have the chips removed from chocolate chip cookies? Rent Debbie Does Dishes? "The whole course is set up like that," said Azinger. "They’ve squeezed every fairway at 290 yards just so our long guys have to hit iron all day. Tiger hit driver twice [Friday morning]. On 17, he hit a perfect drive [to try and reach the green in two], but it went through the fairway. It’s 11 yards wide right there. I mean, c’mon, even U.S. Open fairways are 33 yards wide."
It’s not that the Americans got their jocks handed to them. They deserved that. It’s that by emasculating the 10th, by changing it from Days of Thunder to Driving Miss Daisy Torrance has made this Cup as thrilling as reading the white pages.
There’s an answer to all this. The tee markers, pin placements, rough length, green speeds -- all of it -- should be set up by an independent golf body, not by one of the teams competing in the event.
Where else does that happen? When the Boston Red Sox are playing a team with lots of home-run hitters, do they get to move the fences back? When the Denver Broncos are facing a high-scoring team, do they make the field 150 yards long? When Man U is playing Arsenal, do they shrink the goals?
All you have to do is ask the Japanese PGA, or the Australian or the Canadian to set up the course for Ryder Cups from here on in. No more tricks. No more re-designing 100-year-old golf courses in two days. No more fairways so skinny Darren Clarke and Monty can’t walk down them side by side. "That’s possibly doable," Azinger says of the idea. "’Cause what we have now is trickery and trickery is never fun for anyone."
I know, I know. It’s legal. It’s his right. And all he’s doing is trying to win.
That’s all true. But in America, we have a word for it.
Weenie. <<
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re: Yelberton Abraham Tittle, Jr. (Former Niner)
YA Tittle
To a boy of ten, the men on the football cards of the 1950s generally looked meaner and much older than normal men today in their twenties and thirties-- was it the haircuts, the harder times, perhaps the lack of vitamins? Lou Groza, the star tackle and Hall of Fame kicker for the Browns, looked sixty to me. Chuck Bednarik, who played both center and linebacker for the Eagles, flat-topped Leo Nomellini, toothless Bob St. Clair, angry Norm Van Brocklin, grizzled Bobby Layne, born with a Popeye face, and of course Johnny Unitas, perhaps the greatest-- slouch-shouldered gunslinger, calm predatory eyes-- the guy who always pulled it out in the end. These were among the warriors I grew up worshipping.
And then there was Y.A. Tittle. With his balding head, the great jug ears, the flat Asiatic bones in his face hooding eagle-blue eyes, Y.A. had that beaten-up outdoor look, like maybe an old uncle had. And that screwy name. But grace he always had, even when, at 35, he was traded by my beloved 49ers to be a washed-up second-string quarterback with the most famous media team of that time-- the New York Giants of Gifford and Katcavage, of Robustelli and Huff. And the fans booed! The cynical New York crowd actually booed Y.A. when he took over from popular Charlie Connerly and, proving himself all over again, led the surprised Giants to their glory years of 1962-64.
But, as in a nightmare, Y.A. was destined to lose in the Finals. And though he would kneel there in the mud with blood streaming down his face, an image as famous to football fans as Capa’s dying Spanish soldier is to veteran brigades, this wily old Odysseus would never ever win the Big One.
But it’s okay with me, Y.A.. You done good. Better to have tried and never tasted the sweet fruit than to have tasted it and not known its true meaning. And by the way, thank you Y.A. for showing a young boy that winners come in all shapes and sizes. - Oliver Stone in Esquire Magazine, November 1998 -
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