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THONG/ONE Cert's need up-date...please advise
I thank ya, B4 .. !!
Welcome to the board Larry. Good folks here.
b4
" Yikes .. !! . BoardMarked .. !
Meanwhile at a local bar........
A puppet, a black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim and a Communist walk into a bar.
Bartender asks ....
"What'll it be, Mr. President?" >>
LMAO !!!!!!!!!!
LOL! Some float, some don't!
I'll never eat another O'Henry Chocolate Bar as long as I live!
And here's a Tootsie Roll I'd never drink------------
This is really funny especially if ya got a BUZZ going
Got this great idea------------
Beer flavored lipstick!
I'll need about 5 years for research,
At least 5 Hooters girls, per week.
And $2 mill.
I'll save the government money as the volunteer.
A truly awesome use of tax dollars. Who would have ever thought that drinking in a group could be fun?
How do they get the money for this study? Hahahaha
How do I volunteer? LOL!
Study reveals moderate doses of alcohol increase social bonding in groups
June 29, 2012 in Psychology & Psychiatry
A new study led by University of Pittsburgh researchers reveals that moderate amounts of alcohol--consumed in a social setting--can enhance positive emotions and social bonding and relieve negative emotions among those drinking.
http://medicalxpress.com/news/2012-06-reveals-moderate-doses-alcohol-social.html
Your Prize is on the way !!!!!
Make sure you load up on penicillin
I got these gals at a huge discount.
APPLAUSE !!!! GOOD ONE
A blond joke------
THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A BLOND WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED,
SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE
A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE BLOND WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE
SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND; THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT.
I'M GETTING A FAX."
Keep an extra next to your bed....I like to call it a Morning Asprin.
Good luck Fade! Take pictures. That stage 8 can be a bitch.
b4
on vacation now at the beach. buzz is at level 7 and heading to level 9 in moments. wish me luck......
I am not sure if your date's alcohol protects you.
b4
Lady's Subtitle: A man like this could provide an unlimited oral response to my needs!
Another fine articulate post from The Stork Fuhrer.
You can just FEEL the love!
b4
Geeze, I thought it was my personality....LOL
I'm safe!!!
Useful info for travellers.
Bedbugs bite less when you are drunk. Real study.
b4
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/bed-bugs-alcohol-study_n_1559306.html
It won't be the only foul wind blowing.
b4
http://www.infowars.com/u-s-army-general-the-whole-northern-hemisphere-is-at-risk-of-becoming-largely-uninhabitable/
You Sir, are a fine gentleman!
b4
When i am elected prez of the United States of Bammyland I will have all the rich people build a radio station that you can dictate programming on.
I sure hate baseball.
Here in the woods I only get a couple radio stations.
Programming is just sports.
b4
Happier already! You scoundral pirate!
You are worthy!
b4
Bud,Jack Daniels,Sam Adams,Johnny Walker and even St Pauley Girl send their Birthday Wishes to b4atf !!!!
Thanks for all you have done !!!
Oooop's almost forgot Jim Beam and Dom P.
holy freaking $&%^#^#*$)%^#@*@(
ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG
I suppose I will pick a prize when we get something back in the box.
#500.
b4
I is smarter now!
Just figured we stop in for a few minutes
Hope to see some this november !!!!
Anonymous has not posted for a while. Here is his latest contribution.
Here's an old one, so you might have heard it before:
Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery at Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise and eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
I worked on the arms retro-fit for the Sea Shadow.
It was pretty disappointing. You have a good opportunity for a research vessel but probably will have a better ROI with a second copter. It was a nice wet bar though. Easy to see some Norwegians lived aboard!
You are CEO. jmo
Bill me as usual.
b4
THONG/2 on order...$195 million Sea Shadow stealth ship for sale, only $10,000 deposit required
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/195-million-sea-shadow-stealth-sub-sale-only-172525837.html
Weapon Systems Need Tweaking and Wet Bar Needs Coolant but otherwise looks OK.
Hell yeah mofo. got more chit in the box and more wine in the brain.. I am all good tonight
Real sad my friend!
b4
I don't know if you heard, one of the greats has left us.
Mr Earl Scruggs was 88 when he cast off his mortal bounds.
http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/28/showbiz/obit-earl-scruggs/index.html
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