Corner Bar (BAR)

[The Original dpb5!]

HAPPY KEESTER ALL!

I just updated the IBOX!

With 84 Boardmarks for this board, where IS EVERYBODY?

[The Original dpb5!]

Time is of the essence!

I have already received $555 in pledges to BAIL me out of JAIL tomorrow afternoon!

$465 so far has been pledged online by the good people who use IHUB! I NEED MORE SUPPORT!

I have sent Thank You notes to those who pledged to help Jerry's Kids in your memory!

Hopefully others will join in soon and help me to raise my goal this year of $1,200 to send 2 of Jerry's Kids to Summer Camp!

I will be carted away to Jr's Comedy Club tomorrow, placed in prison garb, forced to be pictured handcuffed behind bars, and made to sit and rot in "JAIL" until I raise this year's "BAIL" goal of $1200 via telephone calls to friends and family !!! $1200 will allow 2 children with Muscular Dystrophy to attend Summer Camp !! IMAGINE the JOY this will bring to them!

I am pleading for people to "HAVE A HEART" and help me raise my goal.

Click on the following link, then click on "LOOK WHO HAS DONATED!"

http://url.fm/30b

Then click on the link that will allow you to donate online, and help a couple of "Jerry's Kid's".

This link will be open for the next 2 weeks to give people with a 'GOOD HEART' time to participate!

NO pledge is too small. $1, $2, $5, $10, $20 or MORE.....it all adds up!!

Thanks go out once again to those who have helped in this year's "LOCK UP Event".

Dave

[Phil(Hot Rod Chevy)]

Not to mention that lots of tourists will want to have a brew at a pub that was in business in 1664 because of the publicity.

I know I would.

Phil

[BullNBear52]

The Swan, a pub in Ipswich, Suffolk, England, has to
pay a fine as punishment for a murder that took place on the premises
-- in 1664. The 40-shilling fine (2 pounds, or about US$3.50), was
discovered on the books for the St. Mary Le Tower Church Charities by
auditors. The money is supposed to go to the charity every year in
perpetuity. In 1664, the payment was stiff: about what a laborer
would
earn in six months. The current owners of the pub are not contesting
the fine, including several years of back payments. "We like being
part
of history," a spokeswoman said. (London Times) ...Sure: the t-shirt
sales alone will be worth thousands.

[Phil(Hot Rod Chevy)]

TO All:

A new WAG contest has started.

NOW IN PROGRESS !!!!!

WAG CONTEST FOR POST #11,111,111 (THE PICKET FENCE POST!)

Current WAGS!..........

http://www.investorshub.com/boards/milestones.asp

Please post your WAG for when the picket fence post will be posted.

Prizes to be announced.

Post your WAG here:

http://www.investorshub.com/boards/board.asp?board_id=1594

Have fun,
Phil

[Phil(Hot Rod Chevy)]

Today at noon is the deadline for entries to Trisha's jerky contest.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

We have a contest:

Our Trisha is a nationally known maker of beef jerky and is thinking about selling it commercially.

But she needs our help to help her develop a name and a slogan for her jerky.

This is meant to be a fun, but also a serious contest.

There will be two contests.

One for the name of the jerky and another for the slogan.

Any member that posts an entry will be eligible to vote for a winner.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Be sure to PM your entry to one of the moderators.

#board-373

Have fun,
Phil

[Carolyn]

Older or younger?

[BullNBear52]

I actually have 2 brothers which is why I like that joke. ;)

[Carolyn]

LOL!! Good one!

I gave up desserts. <g>

[BullNBear52]

I forget where the heck I read that joke originally but every Ash Wednesday I am reminded of it.

[The Original dpb5!]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[BullNBear52]

An Irishman moves into a tiny village in County Kerry, walks into the pub
and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but
serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone.
>
An hour later, the man has finished the three beers and orders three more.
This happens yet again. The next evening the man again orders and drinks three
beers at a time, several times. Soon the entire town is whispering about the
"Man Who Orders Three Beers."
>
Finally, a week later, the bartender broaches the subject on behalf of the
town. "I don't mean to pry, but folks around here are wondering why you always
order three beers?" "Tis odd, isn't it?" the man replies, "You see, I have two
brothers, and one went to America, and the other to Australia. We promised each
other that we would always order an extra two beers whenever we drank as a
way of keeping up the family bond."
>
The bartender and the whole town was pleased with this answer, and soon
the "Man Who Orders Three Beers" became a local celebrity and source of pride to
the village, even to the extent that out-of-towners would come to watch him drink.
Then, one day, the man comes in and orders only two beers. The bartender
pours them with a heavy heart. This continues for the rest of the evening: he
orders only two beers. The word flies around town. Prayers are offered for the soul of one
of the brothers.

The next day, the bartender says to the man, "Folks around here, me first of all, want to
offer condolences to you for the death of your brother. You know--the two beers and all....
>
The man ponders this for a moment, then replies, "You'll be happy to hear
that my two brothers are alive and well. It's just that I, meself, have
decided to give up drinking for Lent."

[Phil(Hot Rod Chevy)]

http://home.tiac.net/~cri/1998/oyster.html

LOL

Phil

[The Original dpb5!]

Disassembly required!

ROFL!

And yes, I bet Phil DOES have a recipe!

[PappaJohn]

Well, when a bull calf is transformed into a steer calf, some disassembly is required. When properly fried, they are rather tasty. I bet Phil even has a recipe.

[The Original dpb5!]

I reckon so.

So, what is it anyways?

[PappaJohn]

Rocky Mountain Oysters, Prairie Oysters, Mountain Tendergroins, Cowboy Caviar, Swinging Beef, Calf Fries.

Y'all must be a city boy.

[The Original dpb5!]

I dunno.

What's a Rocky Mountain Oyster Feed?

[PappaJohn]

Well heck, if you're buying, I got time for a little Jack Daniels. Is this here place ever going to have a Rocky Mountain oyster feed? That would make it feel more like home.

[The Original dpb5!]

So I saw...

I just invited him here...

Any bartenders around tonight?

Drinks on ME!

[Rawnoc]

Nope....Dr. Worm got the same result so I feel better now, lol

[The Original dpb5!]

Howdy!

So, did you figure out what you was or was not seeing yet?

[Rawnoc]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[The Original dpb5!]

HELLO RAWNOC!

I'm buyin'!!!!

[DUCKY]

MP3 Album for the evening.



Click The Box.

[Phil(Hot Rod Chevy)]

Deadline to join the contest is 12:30 PM today.

If you're a NASCAR fan, you will want to check this contest out!!!
(For premium members only)

2006 NASCAR CUP CHALLENGE

Entry fee: none

Prizes: A one year subscription to I-Hub (Thanks, Matt!) and $200 (Thanks, Phil (Bullrider) and PalmBeachAJ!)

Rules: Pick three drivers each week. Deadline for Wags are 1 hour before scheduled TV program start time. If the race is postponed for any reason, the cutoff for WAGs will be moved until 1 hour before the next TV scheduled start time. (Kurt Busch exception: Should a driver not be able to start the race you'll be allowed to change that driver only up until the Green Flag.) End of year point total WINS!

Best of luck to all!!!

http://www.investorshub.com/boards/board.asp?board_id=3206

[Carolyn]

Where are you going? Wherever, have fun!

[DUCKY]

It's Five O'Clock Somewhere So I am going to widdle waddle out of here for the week. See you all Monday. Have a great weekend.

[Carolyn]

Not always!

[Carolyn]

LOL! Actually, no. But I did get to spoil Monday!

[BullNBear52]

Like hell. I've been paying your tab.

[DUCKY]

no no no don't do that. I get free beer here. The others make me pay.

[BullNBear52]

How's grandma? Spoil any one yesterday?

[Carolyn]

Thank you! I'll keep the Bar open now.

[Carolyn]

Sniff. Maybe I should just close the Bar.

[BullNBear52]

Happy Valentine's Day....

[DUCKY]

I didn't wanto think I forgot about ya. Sometime Bull has to slap me upside the OUUUUUUUUUUUUCH hey that hurt.

[Carolyn]

See how easy it is? Help yourself to the "cupid M&Ms" in that bowl over there.

[Carolyn]

So I don't get one? After all the free drinks!

[DUCKY]

Hi Carolyn Happy Valentines. From the baby duck. Do I get any Valentines Candy now?

[BullNBear52]

No!

[Carolyn]

Is that my Valentine?

[BullNBear52]

[Carolyn]

Yes, Wash U always seems to have the debates. I have taken some graduate courses there too.

[Phil(Hot Rod Chevy)]

I wouldn't be surprised.

LOL

Phil

[BullNBear52]

St. Louis? My nephew went to Wash U and saw one of the debates there live.

[BullNBear52]

There is much to be said over the debate between the sour mashes and the bourbons from Kentucky. I'd bet a few skirmishes have been fought over it. lol.

[Carolyn]

Nope - not in St. Louis. Sunny, cold but will warm to the 40s.

[Carolyn]

LOL! Neither would win a prize!

[timhyma]

Shoveling snow?