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Posted by: IH Admin [Matt]
In reply to: Phil (Bullrider) who wrote msg# 9600 Date:5/31/2004 9:19:45 PM
Post #of 10866
I'll shave my butt crack if it goes to .001 within the next two weeks. I have more hair there than I do on the top of my head.
Will post pics.
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Posted by: fung_derf
In reply to: occams_razor who wrote msg# 3833 Date:6/11/2004 12:58:43 PM
Post #of 3872
Gee, I can't think of anything.
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Posted by: IH Admin [Matt]
In reply to: Bob Zumbrunnen who wrote msg# 37336 Date:3/2/2004 10:38:13 AM
Post #of 37345
IH has 2.5M messages now. #msg-2500000
Posted by: Susie924
In reply to: Tate202 who wrote msg# 28882 Date:1/28/2004 11:37:45 AM
Post #of 35405
I was with 2 friends and one of them had to get to work. The stupid bingo games lasted longer than we thought and we had a 2 and a half hour drive.
When all the people (thousands!) emptied out of the room we all had to get into two or three elevators.
My friend didn't want to wait so she saw a door and figured it was stairs. She opened it ran in and my other friend followed and of course so did I.
I was the last one in and I just knew it wasn't good. When we realized it was a very large closet I turned to try to grab the door before it closed. I knew once it closed it would be locked.
I wasn't quick enough. To this day my friends still laugh at the expression on my face when the door shut!
We banged on it and finally someone opened it from the outside.
Posted by: Tate202
In reply to: dropdeadfred who wrote msg# 24149 Date:1/15/2004 12:33:11 PM
Post #of 35405
Gee thanks Droppie... I found one for you too..
Shopping Tip: Matchbox cars are just as good as TMaxx... don't waste your money!
Posted by: fung_derf
In reply to: Tate202 who wrote msg# 23876 Date:1/14/2004 4:46:42 PM
Post #of 35405
Sure you have! You know, there's this guy named Henry, and he's not very smart, and worst of all, somehow he got a hole in his bucket, and he doesn't know what to do, so he goes and asks his wife and her name is Liza, and she's kinda' naggy as wives can be and tells him to go fix it or else get whacked upside the head with it, so she tells him to put some straw in it, but Henry can't do that cause his ax is dull, so Liza being ever alert tells him to sharpen it, but Henry being the pragmatist explains he doesn't know what to sharpen it with, so this nagging, whining wife tells him to go get a rock and hurry up about it, but Henry being the deep thinker that he is explains that the rock is too dry to use to sharpen his ax to cut the straw to put in the bucket to fix the hole, so this wife who never lets up on this poor guy tells him to wet down the rock and quit asking her for every little thing, but then Henry as calmly as possible asks what he should use to wet down the rock, and Liza that whiny, cranky skag tells him to wet it down with water, but Henry has to ask her with what should he try to carry this water, and she in her womanly logic tells him to use the bucket to get the water, and Henry, this poor abused patient angel of a man explains that he can't get the freakin water to wet the stone to sharpen the ax to cut the straw, to put in the bucket to fix the hole because there is a gosh darned, blankety blank HOLE in the bucket!!!!!
It's really quite a lovely children's song....Personally, I don't know why he didn't use epoxy?
Derf
Sometimes a good flame can be a classic. But I wanted to give the thread a new start so that the personality of the thread could develop on its own.
I hope to see a few of yours here in the future
Negative messages are good
and memorable :-P
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Posted by: cOUSIN SHORTY
In reply to: jenna who wrote msg# 37 Date: 5/19/2001 10:09:05 AM (ET)
Post # of 38
Go back to your own thread, or I swear I will personally blowtorch your next poisonous and petulant attempt to say something not only useless, but confusing.
You can't read charts. I think you are charging money for guesses. You pervert the English language with your ludicrous subterfuge, and your childish attempts to conceal your ignorance by misusing words that have more than one syllable simply demonstrate it. Your continual use of the word "we" only suggests you are conferring with a special friend that nobody else can see or hear.
Personally, I think you're in bed with a brokerage and are taking kickbacks for your client's trades, and you're not disclosing it. I don't believe you are a successful trader. Your unprofessional behavior and twisted rants sully any professional probity that Pristine might have had prior to their alliance with you, assuming they had any credibility to begin with.
The only personal conclusion that a rational person can draw from the vitriolic twaddle and Gordian knots you manage to type is that you are so weak and inept as an analyst that a dart thrown at the IBD by a fatuous monkey would stand a better chance at a sensible stock pick, and that doing business with you or Pristine is witless.
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Posted by: Pawka baby
In reply to: jenna who wrote msg# 1811
Date: 5/14/2001 3:59:30 PM (ET)
Post # of 1820
Thanks for changing your post jenna, I had trouble understanding the confusing first version <g>
Is the director vendit here part of your paid room? If so I think I'd be weary of joining anything he
was a part of. I agree with F+G about these people who are going from thread to thread trying to
disrupt the sites operations, some even with multiple account names!
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Posted by: cOUSIN SHORTY
In reply to: Francois+Goelo who wrote msg# 455 Date: 5/6/2001 12:51:14 PM (ET)
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Posted by: cOUSIN SHORTY
In reply to: jenna who wrote msg# 1903
Date: 5/11/2001 4:38:42 PM (ET)
Post # of 1911
You are starting to really annoy me. Pick a stock. Any stock. Pick your favorite, the one you do
best on.
Stock or options or both.
Or any commodity.
Or any cash currency. (markets open 24 hours a day during the week, so you won't be
distracted)
Pick a time frame. Any time frame.
Day trading or position trading.
Only short, only long, or both.
Point total or money total.
I'll bet you ten grand right now I can out trade you in real time, on this site, ten trades in a row.
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Posted by: The Real Poet
In reply to: cOUSIN SHORTY who wrote msg# 1907
Date: 5/11/2001 4:37:04 PM (ET)
Post # of 1914
I'm afraid you're a little late with the challenge. Jenna has left for the weekend and can now be
found in the fruit section of her local grocery store squeezing the kumquats.
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Posted by: jenna
In reply to: IH Admin (Bob) who wrote msg# 1839 Date: 5/11/2001 2:59:51 PM (ET)
Post # of 1886
Pardon me.. but I don't think anyone who doesn't trade and talk stock talk and analyze has the right to 'quote policy' and have any say in what can and can't be done on IHUB. Those of us who spend virtually 11 hours trading and another 4 hours analyzing and research will not tolerate the 'couch potatoes' who do nothing but attempt to put their foot into everything to quote policy. Policy can only be determined by qualified individuals like Bob who do it for a living. Others are just doppelgangers who have no idea what its like to actually trade and teach but only know how easy it is to PRETEND TO HAVE AN IDEA of what its actually like.
IT IS ONLY IN THE HANDS OF ACTUAL TRADERS and I for one would totally dismiss anyone with about as much knowledge of the trading world and the message boards as my Shih Tsu who just learned to do his 'business' outside after 6 weeks. I don't think there is even a controversy here. THOSE WHO SPEND HOURS and HOURS PONTIFICATING have no idea and would be totally PARALYZED if actually facing the trading arena.... Those who would trade, trade, those who pontificate have no qualifications for anything and should sit on the couch with a big bag of fritos, open Jerry Springer and start to root for his home team.
If one has shown no ability to trade, analyze or know a stock from a kumquat, can't quote policy and will absolutely no credibility and whose only accomplishment is the ability to start a thread and pontificate.. That's all the time I have for this discussion. Some of us trade and have a real day job.
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