Posted by: fung_derf
In reply to: Tate202 who wrote msg# 23876 Date:1/14/2004 4:46:42 PM
Post #of 35405
Sure you have! You know, there's this guy named Henry, and he's not very smart, and worst of all, somehow he got a hole in his bucket, and he doesn't know what to do, so he goes and asks his wife and her name is Liza, and she's kinda' naggy as wives can be and tells him to go fix it or else get whacked upside the head with it, so she tells him to put some straw in it, but Henry can't do that cause his ax is dull, so Liza being ever alert tells him to sharpen it, but Henry being the pragmatist explains he doesn't know what to sharpen it with, so this nagging, whining wife tells him to go get a rock and hurry up about it, but Henry being the deep thinker that he is explains that the rock is too dry to use to sharpen his ax to cut the straw to put in the bucket to fix the hole, so this wife who never lets up on this poor guy tells him to wet down the rock and quit asking her for every little thing, but then Henry as calmly as possible asks what he should use to wet down the rock, and Liza that whiny, cranky skag tells him to wet it down with water, but Henry has to ask her with what should he try to carry this water, and she in her womanly logic tells him to use the bucket to get the water, and Henry, this poor abused patient angel of a man explains that he can't get the freakin water to wet the stone to sharpen the ax to cut the straw, to put in the bucket to fix the hole because there is a gosh darned, blankety blank HOLE in the bucket!!!!!
It's really quite a lovely children's song....Personally, I don't know why he didn't use epoxy?
Derf
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