The Norwegian Virgin
Oluf Swenson, out in his pasture in Northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch.
Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He asked, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiancee, Lena, is still a virgin - in every way."
The doctor told him, "Oluf, I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week,
but you leave it on dere as long as you can."
He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little four-sided splint, then taped it all together. It was quite an impressive
work of art!
Oluf mentioned none of this to Lena. He married her and they went on their honeymoon to Duluth.
That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautfiul, untouched breasts. She said "Oluf, you're the first vun!
No vun has EVER seen dees".
Oluf immediately dropped his pants and replied: "Look at dis Lena...still in DA CRATE!"
"With experience, no explanation is necessary,
without experience, no explanation is possible."
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