Football Rules from Various Political Structures
SOCIALIST FOOTBALL
After you score, the state takes half your points and
redistributes them to the opposing team.
COMMUNIST FOOTBALL
After you score, the state takes away all your points
and gives you back what the Central Bureau of Points
designates as appropriate (according to your needs).
FASCIST FOOTBALL
After you score, the state takes away all your points
and sells them back to you.
NAZI FOOTBALL
After you score, the state takes away all your points
and shoots your team.
BUREAUCRATIC FOOTBALL
After you score, a tax of 80% will be imposed on the
points. 10% of your points will be given to the scoring
disadvantaged, 10% of the points will be given to the
opposing team as an incentive "not to score," while 60%
of the points will be used by the state for
administration.
CAPITALIST FOOTBALL
The Super Bowl -- Winner Take All
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