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Re: G Bert post# 56354

Monday, 05/22/2017 12:32:15 PM

Monday, May 22, 2017 12:32:15 PM

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Thank you for that inoh /ohno advisory.
Very sound principles contained right there.

From the OHNO Investor's Guidebook. Deciphering News Reports:

1. When the CEO releases news, rest assured, it's a lie.
2. If the news sounds really good, see rule #1.

Taking advantage of this simple rule, you can attain 99.99% accuracy in verifying OHNO news stories.

NOTE: the use of forward looking words or statements in a rebuttal renders the entire statement null and void and I will completely disregard them.

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