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From the OHNO Investor's Guidebook. Deciphering News Reports:

1. When the CEO releases news, rest assured, it's a lie.
2. If the news sounds really good, see rule #1.

Taking advantage of this simple rule, you can attain 99.99% accuracy in verifying OHNO news stories.
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