Redneck Quiz
1) A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
[True] or [False]?
2) Asphalt describes rectal problems.
[True] or [False]?
3) Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
[True] or [False]?
4) Vagina is a medical term used to describe a
Heart Attack.
[True] or [False]?
5) The clitoris is a type of flower.
[True] or [False]?
6) A G-string is part of a fiddle.
[True] or [False]?
7) Semen is a term for sailors.
[True] or [False]?
8) Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
[True] or [False]?
9) Testicles are found on an Octopus.
[True] or [False]?
10) A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
[True] or [False]?
11) KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
[True] or [False]?
12) Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
[True] or [False]?
13) Coitus is a musical instrument.
[True] or [False]?
14) Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
[True] or [False]?
15) An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
[True] or [False]?
16) A condom is a large apartment complex.
[True] or [False]?
17) An orgasm is a person who accompanies a
church choir.
[True] or [False]?
18) A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
[True] or [False]?
19) A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
[True] or [False]?
20) An erection is when Japanese people vote.
[True] or [False]?
21) A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
[True] or [False]?
22) Sodomy is a special land of fast growing
grass.
[True] or [False]?
23) Pornography is the business of making
records.
[True] or [False]?
24) Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
[True] or [False]?
25) Douche is the French word for "twelve.".
[True] or [False]?
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