Any Good Jokes?

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Ann had never married, and was known for her sweetness and kindness to all. Her pastor came by to visit one afternoon. While Ann was making tea he noticed a bowl on top of her Hammond organ, half full of water with a condom floating in it. They chatted for a bit but the pastor couldn't contain his curiosity. He pointed to the bowl and asked "what is this on the organ?" "Oh, Ann said, I found this little package in the park a few months ago. The instructions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent the spread of disease. Isn't it wonderful? I haven't had the flu all winter!"