Any Good Jokes?

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During WW !! three Allied spies were captured by the Germans. A Frenchman, a Englishman and a Norwegian.

THe SS Kmmandant.

" You vill all be sahot at dawn tomorrow. You haff all shown yourselves to be brave men. There for I will grant each off you a final vish.

The Frenchman. "I would wish to have a voman."

"So be it. Guards! Bring the French man a voman."

The Norwegian. "No one will listen to a Norwegian tell a joke. I wish to tell a joke."

" So be it. You may tell a joke."

The Englishman. "Please. Shoot me before the Norsk tells his joke"
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What is the most useless thing on a Norwegian Woman?

A Norwegian man.
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Don't hit me Lars. They are just jokes.

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