US Energy Initiatives Corp (USEI)

[jugs]

Something must be terribly wrong here---it's been awhile since the last spate of bullshit extolling the virtues of being vested in this brand of garbage.

I'm starving! I need food!! Garbage is the best one can eat.

Feed me, oh soothsayers given to oohing and wheeing all their way to languished poverty.

I now await your humble transmission that I might eventually dwell in the land of flowing streams and abundant date palms for sustained vigor in a life not yet tapped.