Four elderly ladies decided to go to a baseball game. They snuck in a bottle of whiskey and shared the bottle as the game progressed. One of them got thoroughly sloshed and passed out. One of the ladies asked another fan "how's the game going?" He said "it's the bottom of the fifth, one down, bags are loaded."
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