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Last Post: 3/29/2017 2:49:36 PM - Followers: 79 - Board type: Premium - Posts Today: 0

All are welcome to post here, but there are certain criteria to be considered an "old timer".

How do you know whether you're an old timer? Well, if you pass any of the tests below, you probably qualify.

You might be an old timer if:

1. You were ever required to buy a slide rule for a class.

2. You learned to program on punch cards because that was the only option.

3. You studied the Cuban revolution in current events class.

4. You voted in the Nixon-Kennedy election.

5. You watched the Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show live, not just in reruns.

6. You don't get asked to show your AARP card anymore to get your senior discount.

This thread welcomes old timer jokes of the general format (with apologies to what's-his-name):

If you still wonder where the yellow went . . . you might be an Old Timer.

If you forget what you're going upstairs for before you even get to the landing . . . you might be an Old Timer.

The most important rule here is to:

Have fun,
Phil



Something to keep us young:   http://playmatehunter.com/playboys-playmate-index#char_75


Old Timers Club theme song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLdUeQ9yFW0&feature=related

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#15363   At least he speaks English. mnfats 03/29/17 02:49:36 PM
#15362   LOL That's like when the sirens come on mnfats 03/29/17 02:48:01 PM
#15361   That would be a better idea. mnfats 03/29/17 02:45:13 PM
#15360   assets.amuniversal.com/3e2c0380efb2013472da005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 03/29/17 01:27:33 PM
#15359   Julie Larson must have had an unhappy childhood. pos_stock_hoarder 03/29/17 01:19:25 PM
#15358   assets.amuniversal.com/46311b90f5d301347bae005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 03/28/17 08:18:22 AM
#15357   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/gods%20image_zpsvntgwcfv.jpg[/char mnfats 03/27/17 03:24:36 PM
#15356   Must have joined the union. mnfats 03/27/17 02:48:02 PM
#15355   But that's the best way to practice. mnfats 03/27/17 02:44:40 PM
#15354   assets.amuniversal.com/3973ad00f00601347354005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 03/27/17 11:55:02 AM
#15353   https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/152/15221/1522191.gif pos_stock_hoarder 03/25/17 10:13:35 AM
#15352   So true! pos_stock_hoarder 03/24/17 06:12:50 PM
#15351   She should have said... Gmenfan 03/24/17 05:52:10 PM
#15350   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/12020WHY_zpsidrnyomf.jpg mnfats 03/24/17 03:17:28 PM
#15349   A man was getting concerned that his 3 mnfats 03/23/17 03:32:57 PM
#15348   A man walks into a department store, and mnfats 03/23/17 03:31:39 PM
#15347   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/ejggfgaa_zpssqgwnuho.jpg mnfats 03/23/17 03:27:30 PM
#15346   Sounds familiar. mnfats 03/23/17 03:24:40 PM
#15345   I got scammed big time this year. mnfats 03/23/17 03:23:53 PM
#15344   I hate when this happens! pos_stock_hoarder 03/23/17 09:10:17 AM
#15343   Ha! Can't fool her you young whippersnappers! pos_stock_hoarder 03/22/17 10:25:14 AM
#15342   So true is right. Good one. mnfats 03/21/17 04:48:26 PM
#15341   Makes sense to me. mnfats 03/21/17 04:47:41 PM
#15340   So true PappaJohn 03/21/17 02:14:31 PM
#15339   https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/cache/lw600/152/15208/1520807.jpg pos_stock_hoarder 03/19/17 11:50:29 AM
#15338   A female friend told me that her last mnfats 03/18/17 04:50:06 PM
#15337   2 goodies in a row! :-) pos_stock_hoarder 03/18/17 04:30:13 PM
#15336   This is an old one. mnfats 03/18/17 04:29:57 PM
#15335   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/cremation_zpsiagothg0.jpg mnfats 03/18/17 04:25:00 PM
#15334   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/fourevils_zpsjkcupa7p.jpg mnfats 03/18/17 04:21:01 PM
#15333   LOL A sure cure. mnfats 03/18/17 04:01:54 PM
#15332   https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/152/15205/1520578.gif pos_stock_hoarder 03/18/17 10:12:03 AM
#15331   :-) pos_stock_hoarder 03/18/17 10:11:36 AM
#15330   LMAO .... Gmenfan 03/17/17 04:17:20 PM
#15329   A kid says to his girlfriend's father, mnfats 03/17/17 04:14:52 PM
#15328   Since I've been depressed I've completely lost the mnfats 03/17/17 04:12:52 PM
#15327   I wish! No, I meant I didn't mnfats 03/17/17 03:38:26 PM
#15326   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/irish%20special%20forces_zpsnj7xa7 mnfats 03/17/17 03:36:58 PM
#15325   Then you are a youngster!!! :-) Gmenfan 03/17/17 03:36:19 PM
#15324   I never knew about that stuff. mnfats 03/17/17 03:33:43 PM
#15323   I got it. mnfats 03/17/17 03:31:00 PM
#15322   Good one. I member doing this: Gmenfan 03/17/17 08:25:49 AM
#15321   :-) pos_stock_hoarder 03/16/17 10:45:07 PM
#15320   Nobody under 30 would likely get this joke.... PappaJohn 03/16/17 09:23:38 PM
#15319   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw_tGPVyKYI&app=desktop mnfats 03/16/17 04:14:44 PM
#15318   Why does a man want a son? mnfats 03/16/17 04:07:07 PM
#15317   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/rare_zps83fwxili.jpg mnfats 03/16/17 03:07:11 PM
#15316   His house is 2 miles from me. mnfats 03/16/17 03:00:59 PM
#15315   assets.amuniversal.com/e1589da0e58801346433005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 03/16/17 09:11:50 AM
#15314   LOL There you go. mnfats 03/15/17 03:46:07 PM
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