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Last Post: 2/21/2017 4:39:08 PM - Followers: 78 - Board type: Premium - Posts Today: 19

All are welcome to post here, but there are certain criteria to be considered an "old timer".

How do you know whether you're an old timer? Well, if you pass any of the tests below, you probably qualify.

You might be an old timer if:

1. You were ever required to buy a slide rule for a class.

2. You learned to program on punch cards because that was the only option.

3. You studied the Cuban revolution in current events class.

4. You voted in the Nixon-Kennedy election.

5. You watched the Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show live, not just in reruns.

6. You don't get asked to show your AARP card anymore to get your senior discount.

This thread welcomes old timer jokes of the general format (with apologies to what's-his-name):

If you still wonder where the yellow went . . . you might be an Old Timer.

If you forget what you're going upstairs for before you even get to the landing . . . you might be an Old Timer.

The most important rule here is to:

Have fun,
Phil



Something to keep us young:   http://playmatehunter.com/playboys-playmate-index#char_75


Old Timers Club theme song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLdUeQ9yFW0&feature=related

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#15209   Fats, this sixty inch TV is the walknmannv 02/21/17 04:39:08 PM
#15208   Outstanding! Sent that out!!! pos_stock_hoarder 02/21/17 03:44:11 PM
#15207   "Talk to the hand!" pos_stock_hoarder 02/21/17 03:39:14 PM
#15206   "What ever" mnfats 02/21/17 03:37:14 PM
#15205   Not 80 yet: fits me almost mnfats 02/21/17 03:34:36 PM
#15204   less and less. "At the end of pos_stock_hoarder 02/21/17 03:34:22 PM
#15203   That's for sure! mnfats 02/21/17 03:33:31 PM
#15202   You must watch the O'Reilly Factor. mnfats 02/21/17 03:32:37 PM
#15201   Most in that Vid don't look good either, SkeBallLarry 02/21/17 03:31:55 PM
#15200   LOL I never did look good naked. mnfats 02/21/17 03:29:39 PM
#15199   That's for sure. lol mnfats 02/21/17 03:25:55 PM
#15198   At the end of the day, I agree pos_stock_hoarder 02/21/17 03:25:47 PM
#15197   Waaaaay too funny, just saying. mnfats 02/21/17 03:24:26 PM
#15196   I suppose it's even better with an 80" TV. mnfats 02/21/17 03:22:20 PM
#15195   You just have the one mood. lol mnfats 02/21/17 03:20:46 PM
#15194   I think he may have learned a lesson. mnfats 02/21/17 03:19:09 PM
#15193   I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore > SkeBallLarry 02/21/17 10:04:46 AM
#15192   It's time for a Terrible Tuesday groaner..... pos_stock_hoarder 02/21/17 09:47:39 AM
#15191   assets.amuniversal.com/1949e940d50901344fad005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 02/21/17 09:45:45 AM
#15190   Stock, I have no recollection who sent walknmannv 02/20/17 08:23:16 PM
#15189   Glad you found someone worth watching, Walk! LOL! pos_stock_hoarder 02/20/17 07:09:42 PM
#15188   Last year when I said I had bought walknmannv 02/20/17 06:33:13 PM
#15187   Not me. I just don't give a shit. walknmannv 02/20/17 06:28:18 PM
#15186   That's hilarious ... Of course it's not me Gmenfan 02/20/17 05:02:14 PM
#15185   The snowflake didn't think it through! pos_stock_hoarder 02/20/17 04:50:13 PM
#15184   LMAO! Perfect! pos_stock_hoarder 02/20/17 04:48:49 PM
#15183   No problem. I'm looking forward to the mnfats 02/20/17 04:21:51 PM
#15182   " Heeey, Fatz .. sooo sorry for the SkeBallLarry 02/20/17 04:06:14 PM
#15181   That too. lol mnfats 02/20/17 03:56:29 PM
#15180   A vast right wing conspiracy! pos_stock_hoarder 02/20/17 03:34:59 PM
#15179   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/ezDtbUb_zpslupxsw6v.gif mnfats 02/20/17 03:25:02 PM
#15178   There was an earthquake at the Christian Brothers' mnfats 02/20/17 03:17:03 PM
#15177   Think of a number between 0 and 20. mnfats 02/20/17 03:14:44 PM
#15176   My uncle had a rough life. I remember mnfats 02/20/17 03:10:45 PM
#15175   Must be Climate Change or maybe it's Bush's fault. mnfats 02/20/17 03:07:45 PM
#15174   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/my4moods_zpsquxvcbpd.jpg mnfats 02/20/17 03:06:29 PM
#15173   Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. pos_stock_hoarder 02/20/17 03:01:12 PM
#15172   When I was young, I don't remember any mnfats 02/20/17 02:57:45 PM
#15171   No goober left behind? pos_stock_hoarder 02/20/17 10:29:31 AM
#15170   That's right on. lol mnfats 02/17/17 01:56:54 PM
#15169   Oh yeah. :-( pos_stock_hoarder 02/17/17 01:55:57 PM
#15168   LOL Thanks mnfats 02/17/17 01:54:51 PM
#15167   It's got to that point, hasn't it. mnfats 02/17/17 01:53:20 PM
#15166   Subject: How Math was taught over the Decades Ms. Ing Link 02/16/17 08:12:14 AM
#15165   assets.amuniversal.com/ec807f90bac601343109005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 02/15/17 05:49:56 PM
#15164   assets.amuniversal.com/7d143db0cf0d013448be005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 02/14/17 03:20:11 PM
#15163   They told us it was going to be mnfats 02/14/17 02:39:19 PM
#15162   We should get close to 70 end of SkeBallLarry 02/14/17 02:31:15 PM
#15161   Hey Larry - Things keep chugging along. mnfats 02/14/17 02:23:21 PM
#15160   Fagetabatit. mnfats 02/14/17 02:16:39 PM
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