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Last Post: 5/24/2017 11:49:10 AM - Followers: 80 - Board type: Premium - Posts Today: 1

All are welcome to post here, but there are certain criteria to be considered an "old timer".

How do you know whether you're an old timer? Well, if you pass any of the tests below, you probably qualify.

You might be an old timer if:

1. You were ever required to buy a slide rule for a class.

2. You learned to program on punch cards because that was the only option.

3. You studied the Cuban revolution in current events class.

4. You voted in the Nixon-Kennedy election.

5. You watched the Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show live, not just in reruns.

6. You don't get asked to show your AARP card anymore to get your senior discount.

This thread welcomes old timer jokes of the general format (with apologies to what's-his-name):

If you still wonder where the yellow went . . . you might be an Old Timer.

If you forget what you're going upstairs for before you even get to the landing . . . you might be an Old Timer.

The most important rule here is to:

Have fun,
Phil



Something to keep us young:   http://playmatehunter.com/playboys-playmate-index#char_75


Old Timers Club theme song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLdUeQ9yFW0&feature=related

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#15643   A little of very wise humor to cheer pos_stock_hoarder 05/24/17 11:49:10 AM
#15642   Thanks walk. mnfats 05/23/17 02:16:31 PM
#15641   Thanks Larry. mnfats 05/23/17 02:15:15 PM
#15640   Hopefully some organizations will take them in. mnfats 05/23/17 02:13:42 PM
#15639   Got it, thanks. mnfats 05/23/17 02:11:23 PM
#15638   I'll be waiting for your return, hope walknmannv 05/23/17 02:09:45 PM
#15637   Thanks buddy, catch you in a few days. mnfats 05/23/17 02:08:16 PM
#15636   Thanks and that's for sure. mnfats 05/23/17 02:06:45 PM
#15635   Thanks stock. Hurts pretty bad, especially when mnfats 05/23/17 02:05:32 PM
#15634   " Mend fast, Fats ... Right hands 'r SkeBallLarry 05/23/17 02:04:00 PM
#15633   LOL - Nice run stock. Thanks mnfats 05/23/17 02:00:58 PM
#15632   And what becomes of all the animals? pos_stock_hoarder 05/23/17 02:00:47 PM
#15631   The closing brought back some memories. mnfats 05/23/17 01:59:44 PM
#15630   A lot like me. lol mnfats 05/23/17 01:58:17 PM
#15629   Third panel...under the bar....your instincts are good, Yoda! pos_stock_hoarder 05/23/17 01:57:18 PM
#15628   Thanks mr40. Some really cool shots there. mnfats 05/23/17 01:57:16 PM
#15627   I know the birds there somewhere, but I mnfats 05/23/17 01:55:13 PM
#15626   Fats, take care of yourself first of walknmannv 05/23/17 01:53:17 PM
#15625   All the best to ya my friend. I Gmenfan 05/23/17 01:51:48 PM
#15624   Best wishes to you, buddy. Growing older pos_stock_hoarder 05/23/17 01:49:27 PM
#15623   LOL This guy sure has his problems. mnfats 05/23/17 01:47:20 PM
#15622   assets.amuniversal.com/4e7636e01c070135b1c8005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 05/23/17 09:58:27 AM
#15621   assets.amuniversal.com/12772a50164d0135a9ff005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 05/23/17 09:53:43 AM
#15620   https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/153/15357/1535762.gif pos_stock_hoarder 05/22/17 09:04:14 AM
#15619   Any golfers here? mr40 05/21/17 04:17:08 PM
#15618   Heh heh. Old Burl isn't always clueless! pos_stock_hoarder 05/21/17 03:01:14 PM
#15617   You may need the cheat-sheet (post 15603) to pos_stock_hoarder 05/21/17 02:32:38 PM
#15616   Shopping won't be as stressful for then. pos_stock_hoarder 05/20/17 04:43:42 PM
#15615   Too funny! Thanks mnfats 05/20/17 04:38:18 PM
#15614   Sounds like some people I know. lol mnfats 05/20/17 04:37:17 PM
#15613   LOL Makes sense to me. Thanks EZ mnfats 05/20/17 04:36:07 PM
#15612   That's why I drink decaf. mnfats 05/20/17 04:34:30 PM
#15611   More great info. Thanks This guy mnfats 05/20/17 04:30:48 PM
#15610   Thanks for the info. mnfats 05/20/17 04:29:02 PM
#15609   assets.amuniversal.com/6f576af010c40135a228005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 05/19/17 11:10:59 AM
#15608   They don't come much dumber.... pos_stock_hoarder 05/19/17 11:05:56 AM
#15607   Love those groaners!!!! pos_stock_hoarder 05/18/17 10:28:43 AM
#15606   Four times married ~~~~~~ EZ2 05/18/17 09:58:33 AM
#15605   How bad is your coffee habit? Hopefully pos_stock_hoarder 05/16/17 07:26:51 PM
#15604   How many "secret" icons in a Bizarro strip? pos_stock_hoarder 05/16/17 07:09:38 PM
#15603   Bizzaro....new secret symbol on there for you. pos_stock_hoarder 05/16/17 06:10:36 PM
#15602   Mine too. mnfats 05/14/17 05:18:11 PM
#15601   My 18 year listen to stuff that I'm pos_stock_hoarder 05/14/17 04:21:15 PM
#15600   That helped immensely and increased my reading speed! pos_stock_hoarder 05/14/17 04:20:26 PM
#15599   That's for sure. mnfats 05/14/17 04:10:30 PM
#15598   LOL Glad they had subtitles. mnfats 05/14/17 04:09:33 PM
#15597   He's done similar stuff before but when I pos_stock_hoarder 05/14/17 04:05:37 PM
#15596   Phew! Can she please repeat that!? pos_stock_hoarder 05/14/17 04:04:59 PM
#15595   A take off on the old Abbott and mnfats 05/14/17 04:01:34 PM
#15594   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np_Jfr-qHIY mnfats 05/14/17 03:59:30 PM
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