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All are welcome to post here, but there are certain criteria to be considered an "old timer".

How do you know whether you're an old timer? Well, if you pass any of the tests below, you probably qualify.

You might be an old timer if:

1. You were ever required to buy a slide rule for a class.

2. You learned to program on punch cards because that was the only option.

3. You studied the Cuban revolution in current events class.

4. You voted in the Nixon-Kennedy election.

5. You watched the Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show live, not just in reruns.

6. You don't get asked to show your AARP card anymore to get your senior discount.

This thread welcomes old timer jokes of the general format (with apologies to what's-his-name):

If you still wonder where the yellow went . . . you might be an Old Timer.

If you forget what you're going upstairs for before you even get to the landing . . . you might be an Old Timer.

The most important rule here is to:

Have fun,
Phil



Something to keep us young:   http://playmatehunter.com/playboys-playmate-index#char_75


Old Timers Club theme song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLdUeQ9yFW0&feature=related

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#14809   Here's a Christmas toon sure to bring a pos_stock_hoarder 12/05/16 08:25:17 AM
#14808   Sometimes I am axed if it is true walknmannv 12/04/16 07:55:42 PM
#14807   Wow! Never thot of that! walknmannv 12/04/16 07:48:11 PM
#14806   I liked it. I love Christmas. walknmannv 12/04/16 07:47:13 PM
#14805   Good question, but then I wouldn't have had mnfats 12/04/16 05:01:05 PM
#14804   Make sure you owe him money. Then pos_stock_hoarder 12/04/16 04:04:22 PM
#14803   Why'd they even go in!? pos_stock_hoarder 12/04/16 04:03:03 PM
#14802   http://www.jacquielawson.com/preview.asp?cont=1&hdn=0&pv=3111941 mnfats 12/04/16 03:52:09 PM
#14801   Doctors aren't always right. On the news mnfats 12/04/16 03:24:58 PM
#14800   Year and a half ago one doc gave walknmannv 12/04/16 03:21:29 PM
#14799   I'm a fan too. He'll be around mnfats 12/04/16 03:14:07 PM
#14798   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/We%20Dont%20Eat_zpsvdms9cgn.jpg[/c mnfats 12/04/16 03:12:32 PM
#14797   Hope Bruce is still working when I die walknmannv 12/04/16 03:11:41 PM
#14796   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/viagraoverdose_zpsv7nihirz.jpg[/ch mnfats 12/04/16 03:10:02 PM
#14795   Usually are then walknmannv 12/04/16 03:09:57 PM
#14794   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/Toonz....%20Good%20Ones%201_zpsx9z mnfats 12/04/16 03:04:31 PM
#14793   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/Toonz...%20Good%20Ones%2039_zpsdc2 mnfats 12/04/16 03:03:13 PM
#14792   I remember going to the Comdex computer show mnfats 12/04/16 03:00:52 PM
#14791   Well, it is right in line with walknmannv 12/04/16 02:57:57 PM
#14790   That's a little cooler than normal, right? mnfats 12/04/16 02:55:10 PM
#14789   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/The%20Less%20You%20Give%20A%20Fuck mnfats 12/04/16 02:54:18 PM
#14788   Cool weather here. Nites around 30, walknmannv 12/04/16 02:46:03 PM
#14787   A man went to the doctor because he mnfats 12/04/16 02:42:34 PM
#14786   How you doing today? Some snow here mnfats 12/04/16 02:40:49 PM
#14785   Chubby friend, I think you are right. walknmannv 12/04/16 02:35:12 PM
#14784   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H965m0Hkk5M mnfats 12/04/16 02:32:22 PM
#14783   https://biggeekdad.com/2016/10/people-clueless-healthcare/ mnfats 12/04/16 02:31:42 PM
#14782   Famous Mills Brothers tune, I believe. mnfats 12/04/16 02:31:26 PM
#14781   Glow Little Glow-worm, glimmer glimmer walknmannv 12/03/16 02:15:04 PM
#14780   An American attorney had just finished a guest mnfats 11/29/16 01:53:19 PM
#14779   A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and mnfats 11/29/16 01:48:32 PM
#14778   At a fancy reception a young man was mnfats 11/29/16 01:47:43 PM
#14777   Q: Why does a one-story brothel make more mnfats 11/29/16 01:45:25 PM
#14776   That's why you've lasted this long. Keep mnfats 11/29/16 01:31:03 PM
#14775   Seems like they don't use it to talk mnfats 11/29/16 01:29:03 PM
#14774   I don't have a cell phone. I walknmannv 11/29/16 10:46:40 AM
#14773   Funny cartoon or the latest from our corporate leadership? pos_stock_hoarder 11/28/16 11:03:11 PM
#14772   Like soup a lot, eat it awfun. walknmannv 11/27/16 10:30:17 AM
#14771   Guess I don't understand what the addiction is???? TTT 11/26/16 07:21:07 PM
#14770   Same here. I see the addicted to pos_stock_hoarder 11/26/16 07:14:23 PM
#14769   I don't have one either minny. TTT 11/26/16 06:54:37 PM
#14768   Glad I don't own a phone. I mnfats 11/26/16 05:48:12 PM
#14767   Kwackers go great with soup. Don't you mnfats 11/26/16 05:46:32 PM
#14766   assets.amuniversal.com/b0e635d08d850134f586005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 11/26/16 10:48:39 AM
#14765   Yabbut, I'd have kwackers all walknmannv 11/25/16 06:28:18 PM
#14764   LOL - Maybe not too far off base. mnfats 11/25/16 02:32:16 PM
#14763   Rosetta Stone has a product that teaches Duck. mnfats 11/25/16 02:31:18 PM
#14762   assets.amuniversal.com/641df1405e5f012ee3bf00163e41dd5b pos_stock_hoarder 11/24/16 11:33:29 AM
#14761   And another thing: While I am not walknmannv 11/23/16 09:35:02 PM
#14760   Spelling looks good to me. mnfats 11/23/16 05:07:37 PM
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