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Last Post: 7/24/2017 10:40:54 AM - Followers: 80 - Board type: Premium - Posts Today: 0

All are welcome to post here, but there are certain criteria to be considered an "old timer".

How do you know whether you're an old timer? Well, if you pass any of the tests below, you probably qualify.

You might be an old timer if:

1. You were ever required to buy a slide rule for a class.

2. You learned to program on punch cards because that was the only option.

3. You studied the Cuban revolution in current events class.

4. You voted in the Nixon-Kennedy election.

5. You watched the Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show live, not just in reruns.

6. You don't get asked to show your AARP card anymore to get your senior discount.

This thread welcomes old timer jokes of the general format (with apologies to what's-his-name):

If you still wonder where the yellow went . . . you might be an Old Timer.

If you forget what you're going upstairs for before you even get to the landing . . . you might be an Old Timer.

The most important rule here is to:

Have fun,
Phil



Something to keep us young:   http://playmatehunter.com/playboys-playmate-index#char_75


Old Timers Club theme song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLdUeQ9yFW0&feature=related

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#15933   assets.amuniversal.com/713a63d05ce8012ee3bd00163e41dd5b pos_stock_hoarder 07/24/17 10:40:53 AM
#15932   The yute don't get this one! pos_stock_hoarder 07/23/17 05:20:29 PM
#15931   assets.amuniversal.com/e88189b04c5a0135db42005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 07/23/17 05:14:45 PM
#15930   assets.amuniversal.com/667e89f047d40135d979005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 07/23/17 05:08:11 PM
#15929   lolol Seminole Red 07/23/17 05:06:02 PM
#15928   I wish I would have Seminole Red 07/23/17 05:05:09 PM
#15927   assets.amuniversal.com/f1dc39905d2c012ee3bd00163e41dd5b pos_stock_hoarder 07/23/17 04:51:03 PM
#15926   You were supposed to go to! LOL! pos_stock_hoarder 07/23/17 03:38:42 PM
#15925   have fun Seminole Red 07/23/17 02:47:58 PM
#15924   Time to hit the recreational tap my friend! pos_stock_hoarder 07/23/17 01:36:17 PM
#15923   IVE BEEN scrolling back for an hour, now Seminole Red 07/23/17 01:02:45 PM
#15922   You on Google? If so, right click pos_stock_hoarder 07/23/17 12:30:24 PM
#15921   I KNOW, TRIED IT 5 TIMES Seminole Red 07/23/17 12:27:47 PM
#15920   Now cut that out! That's two "aw snaps"! pos_stock_hoarder 07/23/17 12:23:14 PM
#15919   Aw, snap! No pic. pos_stock_hoarder 07/23/17 12:22:43 PM
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#15917   lolol...ty Seminole Red 07/23/17 10:44:52 AM
#15916   I lost my kitty a couple months ago pos_stock_hoarder 07/23/17 10:37:52 AM
#15915   You should "sticky" this one! pos_stock_hoarder 07/23/17 10:36:42 AM
#15914   We, as a nation, have fallen so far pos_stock_hoarder 07/23/17 10:25:27 AM
#15913   I sent this one out too. It pos_stock_hoarder 07/23/17 10:23:35 AM
#15912   https://safr.kingfeatures.com/idn/cnfeed/zone/js/content.php?file=aHR0cDovL pos_stock_hoarder 07/23/17 10:14:19 AM
#15911   Looks like we're both back! Hope you pos_stock_hoarder 07/23/17 10:13:36 AM
#15910   "Adam," the heavenly voice called to the Garden mnfats 07/22/17 03:39:25 PM
#15909   A couple stepped up to the desk clerk mnfats 07/22/17 03:37:50 PM
#15907   LOL Thanks Red. mnfats 07/22/17 02:32:18 PM
#15906   It's the perfect racket. Ya got it, ya Seminole Red 07/21/17 09:38:13 PM
#15905   scontent-mia3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20108437_1078197338983307_29645984278 Seminole Red 07/21/17 08:46:26 PM
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#15902   Good to know. Thanks mnfats 07/21/17 02:49:26 PM
#15901   Bummer!! mnfats 07/21/17 02:48:38 PM
#15900   https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/6a/73/80/6a73804da802d5a57739fdca mr40 07/19/17 12:25:26 PM
#15899   70-year-old Army vet fired from Home Depot for mr40 07/18/17 07:11:14 PM
#15898   Ernie Banks would say, let's have two! **D*A** 07/18/17 04:58:49 PM
#15897   https://biggeekdad.com/2017/07/being-a-millennial/ mnfats 07/15/17 03:50:16 PM
#15896   Have a great week. I'm heading back mnfats 07/15/17 02:24:56 PM
#15895   Great batch again. I'll be away on pos_stock_hoarder 07/14/17 04:46:03 PM
#15894   Now that's truer than true! pos_stock_hoarder 07/14/17 04:42:34 PM
#15893   Forwarded to a friend who just turned the pos_stock_hoarder 07/14/17 04:42:14 PM
#15892   An Essex girl (blonde) is crossing the road, mnfats 07/14/17 04:41:00 PM
#15891   Wonder why women are so bad at mnfats 07/14/17 04:13:54 PM
#15890   Every day I get up and look through mnfats 07/14/17 04:10:42 PM
#15889   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2017/7/14/yfanqnames.jpg mnfats 07/14/17 03:31:51 PM
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#15887   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2017/7/14/ecnpjLeave_Me_Alone.jpg[/ mnfats 07/14/17 03:27:09 PM
#15886   Love the plaque on the wall. mnfats 07/14/17 03:21:15 PM
#15885   That was great! mnfats 07/14/17 03:19:41 PM
#15884   So true. mnfats 07/14/17 03:09:07 PM
#15883   LOL My nose was big when I mnfats 07/14/17 03:04:59 PM
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