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Last Post: 11/21/2017 2:04:06 PM - Followers: 80 - Board type: Premium - Posts Today: 0

All are welcome to post here, but there are certain criteria to be considered an "old timer".

How do you know whether you're an old timer? Well, if you pass any of the tests below, you probably qualify.

You might be an old timer if:

1. You were ever required to buy a slide rule for a class.

2. You learned to program on punch cards because that was the only option.

3. You studied the Cuban revolution in current events class.

4. You voted in the Nixon-Kennedy election.

5. You watched the Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show live, not just in reruns.

6. You don't get asked to show your AARP card anymore to get your senior discount.

This thread welcomes old timer jokes of the general format (with apologies to what's-his-name):

If you still wonder where the yellow went . . . you might be an Old Timer.

If you forget what you're going upstairs for before you even get to the landing . . . you might be an Old Timer.

The most important rule here is to:

Have fun,
Phil



Something to keep us young:   http://playmatehunter.com/playboys-playmate-index#char_75


Old Timers Club theme song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLdUeQ9yFW0&feature=related

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#16400   Terminator coming soon. mnfats 11/21/17 02:04:06 PM
#16399   Q: What is the ultimate rejection? mnfats 11/21/17 01:58:29 PM
#16398   LOL Thanks. mnfats 11/21/17 01:57:51 PM
#16396   Something to think about. mnfats 11/21/17 01:51:46 PM
#16395   https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/158/15810/1581064.gif pos_stock_hoarder 11/20/17 10:25:31 AM
#16394   Good dog! pos_stock_hoarder 11/20/17 10:22:40 AM
#16393   Classic! pos_stock_hoarder 11/19/17 10:00:56 AM
#16392   https://investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2017/11/19/svfbtdd.jpg mr40 11/19/17 07:31:32 AM
#16391   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2017/11/18/xjinhimage001.png[/chart mnfats 11/18/17 03:21:31 PM
#16390   And more than one time. mnfats 11/18/17 03:07:06 PM
#16389   Hate when this happens (most every day!) LOL! pos_stock_hoarder 11/18/17 11:35:12 AM
#16388   Old gold! pos_stock_hoarder 11/17/17 05:16:32 PM
#16387   Another Oldie: mnfats 11/17/17 04:27:06 PM
#16386   Oldie: Three friends took their wives on vacation for mnfats 11/17/17 04:24:34 PM
#16385   A young boy knows about sex and where mnfats 11/17/17 04:23:02 PM
#16384   Two gay guys were dancing when one mnfats 11/17/17 04:21:59 PM
#16383   I don't watch Discovery, but I get it. mnfats 11/17/17 04:21:06 PM
#16382   LOL That's a good one. mnfats 11/17/17 04:19:45 PM
#16381   https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/158/15802/1580250.gif pos_stock_hoarder 11/16/17 11:19:41 AM
#16380   https://i.pinimg.com/564x/17/7d/43/177d436fe0ab119199a706a5be7183f2.jpg[/im mr40 11/15/17 02:58:54 PM
#16379   Ah so! pos_stock_hoarder 11/14/17 07:20:40 PM
#16378   Thanks mnfats 11/14/17 04:39:56 PM
#16377   An even better one! Gmenfan 11/14/17 04:35:30 PM
#16376   Good one. Gmenfan 11/14/17 04:35:13 PM
#16375   Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make mnfats 11/14/17 04:20:39 PM
#16374   Roger had set a double date for himself mnfats 11/14/17 04:19:28 PM
#16373   Q: What is the first thing a blonde mnfats 11/14/17 04:18:26 PM
#16372   Thank you Colin. mnfats 11/14/17 03:50:31 PM
#16371   Better call Ghostbusters. mnfats 11/14/17 03:47:30 PM
#16370   Another good use for Duct Tape. mnfats 11/14/17 03:46:32 PM
#16369   That is super funny. mnfats 11/14/17 03:44:47 PM
#16368   assets.amuniversal.com/41fc4cc0a4660135faa8005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 11/12/17 10:27:20 AM
#16367   assets.amuniversal.com/37e4ce105e52012ee3bf00163e41dd5b pos_stock_hoarder 11/12/17 10:24:34 AM
#16366   Oh man, this is just wrong! So, pos_stock_hoarder 11/12/17 10:10:55 AM
#16365   Wisdom comes with age! LOL! pos_stock_hoarder 11/11/17 04:11:40 PM
#16364   The first guy said, "You know, I'm really mnfats 11/11/17 03:22:21 PM
#16363   Q: How can you tell if you have mnfats 11/11/17 03:20:07 PM
#16362   A convict managed to escape from prison and mnfats 11/11/17 03:14:16 PM
#16361   Air Force Approach: "Eagle 13, turn mnfats 11/11/17 02:45:17 PM
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#16359   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2017/11/11/t[a[p2014-7-2_1gp10.jpg[ mnfats 11/11/17 02:39:21 PM
#16358   True and very sad. mnfats 11/11/17 02:36:16 PM
#16357   assets.amuniversal.com/463786c0a47a0135faaf005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 11/10/17 10:20:20 AM
#16356   Could be. mnfats 11/09/17 01:04:25 PM
#16355   Is that in Ellen's Helpful Tips?! pos_stock_hoarder 11/09/17 01:03:07 PM
#16354   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2017/11/9/vloxf5.jpg mnfats 11/09/17 01:02:19 PM
#16353   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2017/11/9/xyokp4.jpg mnfats 11/09/17 01:01:09 PM
#16352   Treat each day as your last; one day mnfats 11/09/17 12:58:50 PM
#16351   Dad is from the old school, where you mnfats 11/09/17 12:57:22 PM
#16350   I sent that ancestry site some information on mnfats 11/09/17 12:55:52 PM
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