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Last Post: 12/12/2017 4:01:31 PM - Followers: 80 - Board type: Premium - Posts Today: 0

All are welcome to post here, but there are certain criteria to be considered an "old timer".

How do you know whether you're an old timer? Well, if you pass any of the tests below, you probably qualify.

You might be an old timer if:

1. You were ever required to buy a slide rule for a class.

2. You learned to program on punch cards because that was the only option.

3. You studied the Cuban revolution in current events class.

4. You voted in the Nixon-Kennedy election.

5. You watched the Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show live, not just in reruns.

6. You don't get asked to show your AARP card anymore to get your senior discount.

This thread welcomes old timer jokes of the general format (with apologies to what's-his-name):

If you still wonder where the yellow went . . . you might be an Old Timer.

If you forget what you're going upstairs for before you even get to the landing . . . you might be an Old Timer.

The most important rule here is to:

Have fun,
Phil



Something to keep us young:   http://playmatehunter.com/playboys-playmate-index#char_75


Old Timers Club theme song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLdUeQ9yFW0&feature=related

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#16515   "You seem like an intelligent, honest man who mnfats 12/12/17 04:01:31 PM
#16514   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2017/12/12/slheiIMG_0967.JPG[/chart mnfats 12/12/17 02:07:32 PM
#16513   You poor man. lol mnfats 12/12/17 02:04:39 PM
#16512   I have a bad feeling we'd be neck pos_stock_hoarder 12/12/17 01:56:58 PM
#16511   You can't be as bad as I am. mnfats 12/12/17 01:55:43 PM
#16510   Guys....we just can't win! :-D pos_stock_hoarder 12/12/17 01:54:29 PM
#16509   So much for polls. mnfats 12/12/17 01:53:46 PM
#16508   Hey, it was a compliment. mnfats 12/12/17 01:53:02 PM
#16507   Even with the right amount, I mess it up! pos_stock_hoarder 12/12/17 01:51:29 PM
#16506   Thanks mnfats 12/12/17 01:51:17 PM
#16505   Happens here a lot. lol mnfats 12/12/17 01:49:33 PM
#16504   Some days you just can't win. lol mnfats 12/12/17 01:48:41 PM
#16503   AAAArrrrrrgggggggggg!!!!!!! pos_stock_hoarder 12/12/17 01:08:30 PM
#16502   assets.amuniversal.com/1bccfd60b97d013340ad005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 12/11/17 11:41:53 AM
#16501   https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQxrSnqVoAA_kPN.jpg mr40 12/11/17 10:57:48 AM
#16500   https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/158/15859/1585907.gif pos_stock_hoarder 12/11/17 09:32:29 AM
#16499   Nice run, buddy! pos_stock_hoarder 12/09/17 05:57:43 PM
#16498   http://britishexpats.com/forum/attachments/take-outside-67/11636d1107286135-some-humour-merged- mr40 12/09/17 05:21:18 PM
#16497   A woman in downtown Tel Aviv asks the mnfats 12/09/17 03:17:08 PM
#16496   There was an earthquake at the Christian Brothers' mnfats 12/09/17 03:11:53 PM
#16495   My wife came home from the doctor's the mnfats 12/09/17 03:10:26 PM
#16494   If aliens are smart enough to travel through mnfats 12/09/17 03:07:49 PM
#16493   Another oldie I like. mnfats 12/09/17 03:02:51 PM
#16492   Us one day ????? mnfats 12/09/17 03:01:37 PM
#16491   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2017/12/9/ypdmbIHATEI~199.JPG[/char mnfats 12/09/17 02:55:46 PM
#16490   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2017/12/9/ijhioIMAGE0~12.JPG[/chart mnfats 12/09/17 02:54:22 PM
#16489   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2017/12/9/onjkvIMAGE0~17.JPG[/chart mnfats 12/09/17 02:51:59 PM
#16488   You got that right friend! pos_stock_hoarder 12/07/17 02:13:21 PM
#16487   What do fat girls and mopeds have in common? mnfats 12/07/17 01:59:15 PM
#16486   A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at mnfats 12/07/17 01:57:58 PM
#16485   Same here. Stopped watching after second game mnfats 12/07/17 01:56:57 PM
#16484   A guy races into the men's toilet, burns mnfats 12/07/17 01:54:58 PM
#16483   Really pissed me and others off the way Gmenfan 12/07/17 01:53:16 PM
#16482   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2017/12/7/uxrnuIMG_3215.JPG mnfats 12/07/17 01:45:12 PM
#16481   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2017/12/7/bryeyimage01159.jpg[/char mnfats 12/07/17 01:43:39 PM
#16480   Thanks Larry. mnfats 12/07/17 01:42:00 PM
#16479   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2017/12/7/idwgoimage3123.jpg[/chart mnfats 12/07/17 01:41:26 PM
#16478   " LOL " .. !!! Sleigh-Ridin'Larry 12/07/17 01:40:07 PM
#16477   I think this has been posted before, but mnfats 12/07/17 01:38:12 PM
#16476   Speaking of my girlfriend. mnfats 12/07/17 01:36:16 PM
#16475   Thank you. mnfats 12/07/17 01:33:52 PM
#16474   Some more good ones. mnfats 12/07/17 01:32:54 PM
#16473   True dat! pos_stock_hoarder 12/07/17 01:32:29 PM
#16472   Hey mr40 - Good job! I like it. mnfats 12/07/17 01:31:38 PM
#16471   Ain't it the truth?!!?!? pos_stock_hoarder 12/07/17 01:31:12 PM
#16470   You are indeed blessed! LMBO! pos_stock_hoarder 12/07/17 01:30:48 PM
#16469   It's like I should have sold this stock mnfats 12/07/17 01:29:14 PM
#16468   Wow - That old age one really hits home. mnfats 12/07/17 01:28:06 PM
#16467   LOL Thanks Red. mnfats 12/07/17 01:26:54 PM
#16466   Hey Gmenfan - What's going on with your mnfats 12/07/17 01:25:29 PM
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