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Last Post: 9/28/2016 10:10:49 PM - Followers: 80 - Board type: Premium - Posts Today: 0
All are welcome to post here, but there are certain criteria to be considered an "old timer".

How do you know whether you're an old timer? Well, if you pass any of the tests below, you probably qualify.

You might be an old timer if:

1. You were ever required to buy a slide rule for a class.

2. You learned to program on punch cards because that was the only option.

3. You studied the Cuban revolution in current events class.

4. You voted in the Nixon-Kennedy election.

5. You watched the Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show live, not just in reruns.

6. You don't get asked to show your AARP card anymore to get your senior discount.

This thread welcomes old timer jokes of the general format (with apologies to what's-his-name):

If you still wonder where the yellow went . . . you might be an Old Timer.

If you forget what you're going upstairs for before you even get to the landing . . . you might be an Old Timer.

The most important rule here is to:

Have fun,
Phil



Something to keep us young:   http://playmatehunter.com/playboys-playmate-index#char_75


Old Timers Club theme song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLdUeQ9yFW0&feature=related

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#14534   Good one! pos_stock_hoarder 09/28/16 10:10:49 PM
#14533   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2016/9/28/nrfuthappiest_day.jpg PappaJohn 09/28/16 08:25:35 PM
#14532   You remembered to post to all your friends Gmenfan 09/28/16 07:27:29 PM
#14531   I'm having a lot of that in my walknmannv 09/28/16 06:14:49 PM
#14530   Bad copy/paste.... pos_stock_hoarder 09/28/16 05:23:22 PM
#14529   I work about 9 hrs/day Mon - Thursday Gmenfan 09/28/16 04:17:27 PM
#14528   A man once said, "I never knew what mnfats 09/28/16 03:01:49 PM
#14527   Wow, that's early. mnfats 09/28/16 03:00:29 PM
#14526   Oh my! mnfats 09/28/16 02:58:51 PM
#14525   I am old and I get up around Gmenfan 09/28/16 01:58:17 PM
#14524   A lawyer, accountant, doctor and a magician went pos_stock_hoarder 09/28/16 01:53:26 PM
#14523   Oh man! LMBO! pos_stock_hoarder 09/28/16 01:34:24 PM
#14522   Ed and Ted went to the fair. They mnfats 09/28/16 01:25:25 PM
#14521   LOL You must be getting old. I'm mnfats 09/28/16 01:24:51 PM
#14520   I'll read about the game the next day. Gmenfan 09/28/16 01:18:20 PM
#14519   Giants offensive line is going to have to mnfats 09/28/16 01:12:54 PM
#14518   Certainly not last year!! Gmenfan 09/28/16 01:08:59 PM
#14517   Our defense has been very good s far. mnfats 09/28/16 01:06:08 PM
#14516   Won't be big if the Giants continue to Gmenfan 09/28/16 12:55:30 PM
#14515   Hey - Big game next Monday night. mnfats 09/28/16 12:53:41 PM
#14514   LOL An extinct business. When we mnfats 09/28/16 12:51:19 PM
#14513   I can't remember anything. mnfats 09/28/16 12:49:16 PM
#14512   If I were to forget that fact I'd Gmenfan 09/28/16 10:28:08 AM
#14511   We don't need to be told that though! pos_stock_hoarder 09/28/16 10:26:10 AM
#14510   I've been old for quite a while. Gmenfan 09/28/16 10:24:32 AM
#14509   http://assets.amuniversal.com/27b1221060b40134c32a005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 09/28/16 10:20:43 AM
#14508   You can't post this one enough! pos_stock_hoarder 09/27/16 01:49:44 PM
#14507   I remember them too ...... So far. Gmenfan 09/27/16 01:30:57 PM
#14506   I remember those days Seminole Red 09/27/16 01:06:35 PM
#14505   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2016/9/27/gubhs14333620_1196772150386 PappaJohn 09/27/16 12:47:36 PM
#14504   IHub seems a little flaky this morning. mnfats 09/27/16 12:27:12 PM
#14503   Yes, and Red will probably turn it into mnfats 09/27/16 12:25:33 PM
#14502   Agree, this one is great. mnfats 09/27/16 12:22:41 PM
#14501   Is there going to be a quiz on pos_stock_hoarder 09/27/16 12:20:37 PM
#14500   There's a bunch of versions of this, but pos_stock_hoarder 09/27/16 12:20:01 PM
#14499   LOL Thanks for the clarification. mnfats 09/27/16 12:19:44 PM
#14498   I guess that's what it's all about. mnfats 09/27/16 12:18:38 PM
#14497   Still laugh my ass off. Thanks. mnfats 09/27/16 12:17:20 PM
#14496   tyty Seminole Red 09/27/16 07:44:27 AM
#14495   Good ones! Gmenfan 09/27/16 07:41:24 AM
#14494   Due to the climate of political correctness now Seminole Red 09/27/16 06:41:42 AM
#14493   assets.amuniversal.com/241f9e8060b40134c32a005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 09/26/16 08:49:22 AM
#14492   It's time for the manly men song again! pos_stock_hoarder 09/25/16 11:35:50 AM
#14491   LOL ~~~~ I'm only here for your posts! ;-) EZ2 09/24/16 05:19:44 PM
#14490   The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked mnfats 09/24/16 02:42:06 PM
#14489   While opening up the bar one morning, the mnfats 09/24/16 02:40:47 PM
#14488   Joey's teacher sent a note home to his mnfats 09/24/16 02:38:46 PM
#14487   When a girl says "No" she really means mnfats 09/24/16 02:38:01 PM
#14486   A man and a woman were asleep like mnfats 09/24/16 02:28:17 PM
#14485   Little Emanuel was on his way home from mnfats 09/24/16 02:27:10 PM
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