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Last Post: 10/21/2017 6:26:06 PM - Followers: 81 - Board type: Premium - Posts Today: 2

All are welcome to post here, but there are certain criteria to be considered an "old timer".

How do you know whether you're an old timer? Well, if you pass any of the tests below, you probably qualify.

You might be an old timer if:

1. You were ever required to buy a slide rule for a class.

2. You learned to program on punch cards because that was the only option.

3. You studied the Cuban revolution in current events class.

4. You voted in the Nixon-Kennedy election.

5. You watched the Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show live, not just in reruns.

6. You don't get asked to show your AARP card anymore to get your senior discount.

This thread welcomes old timer jokes of the general format (with apologies to what's-his-name):

If you still wonder where the yellow went . . . you might be an Old Timer.

If you forget what you're going upstairs for before you even get to the landing . . . you might be an Old Timer.

The most important rule here is to:

Have fun,
Phil



Something to keep us young:   http://playmatehunter.com/playboys-playmate-index#char_75


Old Timers Club theme song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLdUeQ9yFW0&feature=related

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#16291   Where does one find one of them under Gmenfan 10/21/17 06:26:06 PM
#16290   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2017/10/21/dwxccATT00001.jpg[/chart mnfats 10/21/17 04:39:37 PM
#16289   Thumbs up. Er, let me rephrase that...... pos_stock_hoarder 10/20/17 09:55:47 AM
#16288   LMBO! pos_stock_hoarder 10/20/17 09:49:37 AM
#16287   Good one! Gmenfan 10/20/17 06:30:43 AM
#16286   I asked the instructor at my new mnfats 10/19/17 02:53:10 PM
#16285   The first old geezer said, "My hands shake mnfats 10/19/17 02:51:58 PM
#16284   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2017/10/19/zukug55323CF46441447AA59 mnfats 10/19/17 02:38:36 PM
#16283   I'm thinking the same thing. mnfats 10/19/17 02:37:13 PM
#16282   assets.amuniversal.com/a849356095ec0135f568005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 10/18/17 05:32:11 PM
#16281   Lot of games left. mnfats 10/17/17 02:59:25 PM
#16280   Too bad they didn't look that strong earlier, Gmenfan 10/17/17 02:54:43 PM
#16279   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2017/10/17/yixne1571441.gif mnfats 10/17/17 01:57:03 PM
#16278   Hey Larry - Appreciate that! mnfats 10/17/17 01:50:40 PM
#16277   A girl brings a guy home one night. mnfats 10/17/17 01:49:11 PM
#16276   " Jus sayin' " Heey " mnfats .. SkeBallLarry 10/17/17 01:46:49 PM
#16275   They looked pretty good against a strong defense. mnfats 10/17/17 01:35:10 PM
#16274   I assume she wasn't hot or that he pos_stock_hoarder 10/16/17 07:17:43 PM
#16273   My feelings, exactly! pos_stock_hoarder 10/16/17 07:14:30 PM
#16272   LOL .... Not really, I've been a Giants Gmenfan 10/16/17 04:49:39 PM
#16271   Passing an office building late one night, a mnfats 10/16/17 03:23:19 PM
#16270   I imagine that happens a lot in Muslim mnfats 10/16/17 03:20:07 PM
#16269   And it keeps getting smaller. mnfats 10/16/17 03:18:34 PM
#16268   He'd still be here if Tesla was around mnfats 10/16/17 03:03:01 PM
#16267   Super funny. I miss that guy. mnfats 10/16/17 02:54:22 PM
#16266   Not sure I see anything wrong with that. lol mnfats 10/16/17 02:46:38 PM
#16265   Are you doing a happy dance today? mnfats 10/16/17 02:44:33 PM
#16264   assets.amuniversal.com/bc2ef4208f8a0135f320005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 10/16/17 09:28:33 AM
#16263   https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/157/15716/1571635.gif pos_stock_hoarder 10/13/17 11:46:05 AM
#16262   Go ahead. You can tell him that pos_stock_hoarder 10/13/17 10:39:04 AM
#16261   Anyone for a musical interlude? pos_stock_hoarder 10/12/17 12:55:16 PM
#16260   assets.amuniversal.com/9f78545082570135ee83005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 10/12/17 09:59:16 AM
#16259   Yep ... Losing 4) wide receivers in one Gmenfan 10/11/17 02:52:03 PM
#16258   Ha! Good one! pos_stock_hoarder 10/11/17 02:48:41 PM
#16257   I was at the drug store to pick mnfats 10/11/17 02:02:41 PM
#16256   Just before Rosh Hashanah, a man hears that mnfats 10/11/17 02:01:58 PM
#16255   Talking over over cocktails, the one young lady mnfats 10/11/17 02:00:24 PM
#16254   Two IT guys were chatting in a pub mnfats 10/11/17 01:59:46 PM
#16253   Hey Gmenfan - Going to be a long mnfats 10/11/17 01:56:33 PM
#16252   Roses are red that much is true mnfats 10/11/17 01:54:44 PM
#16251   LMAO!!!! Gmenfan 10/11/17 01:54:20 PM
#16250   Back in the good ole days in Texas, mnfats 10/11/17 01:53:06 PM
#16249   LMAO ... Yep! Gmenfan 10/10/17 07:05:56 PM
#16248   https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/157/15708/1570864.gif pos_stock_hoarder 10/10/17 05:18:08 PM
#16247   LOL Now if that was Lassie it mnfats 10/10/17 02:09:26 PM
#16246   https://media0ch-a.akamaihd.net/27/22/4a57bf1dacfd20b88aee9f4d72c57f62.jpg pos_stock_hoarder 10/09/17 05:06:09 PM
#16245   Also true, but funny too! pos_stock_hoarder 10/09/17 04:40:30 PM
#16244   Oh yes indeed. The cartoonist nailed it. pos_stock_hoarder 10/09/17 04:39:52 PM
#16243   Was that a micro-aggression!? I need to pos_stock_hoarder 10/09/17 04:39:03 PM
#16242   My girlfriend got me this for Hallowine. mnfats 10/09/17 03:54:36 PM
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