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All are welcome to post here, but there are certain criteria to be considered an "old timer".

How do you know whether you're an old timer? Well, if you pass any of the tests below, you probably qualify.

You might be an old timer if:

1. You were ever required to buy a slide rule for a class.

2. You learned to program on punch cards because that was the only option.

3. You studied the Cuban revolution in current events class.

4. You voted in the Nixon-Kennedy election.

5. You watched the Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show live, not just in reruns.

6. You don't get asked to show your AARP card anymore to get your senior discount.

This thread welcomes old timer jokes of the general format (with apologies to what's-his-name):

If you still wonder where the yellow went . . . you might be an Old Timer.

If you forget what you're going upstairs for before you even get to the landing . . . you might be an Old Timer.

The most important rule here is to:

Have fun,
Phil



Something to keep us young:   http://playmatehunter.com/playboys-playmate-index#char_75


Old Timers Club theme song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLdUeQ9yFW0&feature=related

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#15519   Enjoy yourselves! pos_stock_hoarder 04/29/17 06:56:52 PM
#15518   Nice (late) move. walknmannv 04/29/17 06:48:38 PM
#15517   I thought so too. mnfats 04/29/17 06:17:43 PM
#15516   Billions? That's a lot. Johnny must mnfats 04/29/17 06:15:37 PM
#15515   Pretty impressive! pos_stock_hoarder 04/29/17 06:09:27 PM
#15514   Like Carl Sagan used to say, "billions and billions"! pos_stock_hoarder 04/29/17 06:08:45 PM
#15513   I know and there are a ton of mnfats 04/29/17 06:08:08 PM
#15512   I know, it's so true. Some of mnfats 04/29/17 06:06:52 PM
#15511   Never noticed before. I'll look for them mnfats 04/29/17 06:05:23 PM
#15510   Little Johnny is always up to something! pos_stock_hoarder 04/29/17 06:00:45 PM
#15509   :-) pos_stock_hoarder 04/29/17 05:55:58 PM
#15508   Great list. Item 2 is truer every year! pos_stock_hoarder 04/29/17 05:54:14 PM
#15507   Thumbs up to the BBC! pos_stock_hoarder 04/29/17 05:53:26 PM
#15506   LOL! He named it Bizarro for a pos_stock_hoarder 04/29/17 05:48:30 PM
#15505   And the guys who do understand do only pos_stock_hoarder 04/29/17 05:46:23 PM
#15504   https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/3PszMaZ5Ipk?rel=0 mnfats 04/29/17 05:07:58 PM
#15503   I know, it's a sad thing. Glad mnfats 04/29/17 05:05:41 PM
#15502   I read here on the Internet last year walknmannv 04/29/17 04:31:51 PM
#15501   Little Johnny hears the word whorehouse in school mnfats 04/29/17 04:27:01 PM
#15500   Glad you're in good shape. Not true mnfats 04/29/17 04:26:37 PM
#15499   In a sense I got even after all walknmannv 04/29/17 04:19:51 PM
#15498   Bummer! mnfats 04/29/17 04:14:08 PM
#15497   And those who seemed to be the right walknmannv 04/29/17 04:03:32 PM
#15496   Agreed. mnfats 04/29/17 03:56:00 PM
#15495   Those who live by the sword get shot mnfats 04/29/17 03:55:07 PM
#15494   I said the right ladies. walknmannv 04/29/17 03:49:24 PM
#15493   Most of the time, but not always. lol mnfats 04/29/17 03:43:58 PM
#15492   Any man that doesn't believe in GOD and walknmannv 04/29/17 03:42:26 PM
#15491   Oh, oh. You're bring back some wild memories. mnfats 04/29/17 03:38:41 PM
#15490   Agreed. forget the mistakes and remember walknmannv 04/29/17 03:37:54 PM
#15489   Those are the things we never want to forger. mnfats 04/29/17 03:32:53 PM
#15488   True. But we also have truly blissful walknmannv 04/29/17 03:31:43 PM
#15487   I think we all have a lot of mnfats 04/29/17 03:22:02 PM
#15486   My dear friend, I am just about walknmannv 04/29/17 03:18:10 PM
#15485   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2017/4/29/buhorcool-funny-interesti mnfats 04/29/17 03:15:38 PM
#15484   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2017/4/29/mxbjhbetter_memory.jpg[/c mnfats 04/29/17 03:13:57 PM
#15483   There was a man named McFeeney mnfats 04/29/17 03:06:54 PM
#15482   Why It's OK To Get Older mnfats 04/29/17 03:06:21 PM
#15481   http://www.israelvideonetwork.com/muslims-have-meltdown-after-bbc-airs-real-hous mnfats 04/29/17 02:55:58 PM
#15480   What the heck is a pie doing on mnfats 04/29/17 02:55:12 PM
#15479   Pappa my man. Finally someone has explained mnfats 04/29/17 02:53:30 PM
#15478   Very true. mnfats 04/29/17 02:52:17 PM
#15477   Wish I had a golfer dad. lol mnfats 04/29/17 02:51:43 PM
#15476   Don't step on the pie, Sam! (with pos_stock_hoarder 04/29/17 09:42:59 AM
#15475   Sorta wish my Dad had been a golfer...woulda PappaJohn 04/28/17 08:08:13 PM
#15474   assets.amuniversal.com/9d612520005401358ad6005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 04/28/17 01:57:56 PM
#15473   assets.amuniversal.com/40871670e685013465c6005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 04/28/17 10:14:03 AM
#15472   The shoulder guy looks a bit like Moe Howard. Gmenfan 04/27/17 02:07:09 PM
#15471   Maybe he doesn't like the songs being played. mnfats 04/27/17 01:22:28 PM
#15470   Thanks. Love having you guys around. mnfats 04/27/17 01:19:54 PM
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