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All are welcome to post here, but there are certain criteria to be considered an "old timer".

How do you know whether you're an old timer? Well, if you pass any of the tests below, you probably qualify.

You might be an old timer if:

1. You were ever required to buy a slide rule for a class.

2. You learned to program on punch cards because that was the only option.

3. You studied the Cuban revolution in current events class.

4. You voted in the Nixon-Kennedy election.

5. You watched the Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show live, not just in reruns.

6. You don't get asked to show your AARP card anymore to get your senior discount.

This thread welcomes old timer jokes of the general format (with apologies to what's-his-name):

If you still wonder where the yellow went . . . you might be an Old Timer.

If you forget what you're going upstairs for before you even get to the landing . . . you might be an Old Timer.

The most important rule here is to:

Have fun,
Phil



Something to keep us young:   http://playmatehunter.com/playboys-playmate-index#char_75


Old Timers Club theme song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLdUeQ9yFW0&feature=related

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#14966   Good point! Gmenfan 01/22/17 08:33:30 AM
#14965   Or so soused that he didn't realize what pos_stock_hoarder 01/21/17 11:03:37 PM
#14964   Looks like one sober person forging ahead! Gmenfan 01/21/17 07:25:50 PM
#14963   Oops! Epic fail! pos_stock_hoarder 01/21/17 04:47:35 PM
#14962   Dear Lord, yes, I remember. pos_stock_hoarder 01/21/17 04:37:36 PM
#14961   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/image036_zpsmiuu2awt.jpg mnfats 01/21/17 04:10:54 PM
#14960   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/gmp0508_zpsdn2ztktk.jpg mnfats 01/21/17 04:05:48 PM
#14959   This one was very good and I think mnfats 01/21/17 03:37:09 PM
#14958   Julie Larson, no relationship to Gary Larson, drew pos_stock_hoarder 01/21/17 03:26:55 PM
#14957   You're right on point. mnfats 01/21/17 03:24:32 PM
#14956   Looks like they're in Minnesota. lol mnfats 01/21/17 03:23:49 PM
#14955   I have an appt this morning at 10. walknmannv 01/19/17 10:29:22 AM
#14954   I'm not too swift. Sometimes I miss walknmannv 01/19/17 10:28:22 AM
#14953   You've got to search high and low to pos_stock_hoarder 01/19/17 10:13:10 AM
#14952   That's what I meant. mnfats 01/18/17 02:59:42 PM
#14951   Have appt. tomorrow at 1. mnfats 01/18/17 02:58:44 PM
#14950   https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?p0=263&iso=20170120T00&msg=Time+le mnfats 01/18/17 02:56:18 PM
#14949   "Love" might be just the slightest exaggeration. walknmannv 01/18/17 02:36:29 PM
#14948   Oh, you poor dear, seek help ASAP! pos_stock_hoarder 01/18/17 02:21:10 PM
#14947   We love the media. mnfats 01/18/17 02:19:21 PM
#14946   You can't trust those Grandpa's. mnfats 01/18/17 02:16:52 PM
#14945   I think we've had some a little more mnfats 01/18/17 02:15:43 PM
#14944   Of course, you live in Michigan. lol mnfats 01/18/17 02:12:56 PM
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#14941   It has survived censorship! Gmenfan 01/18/17 07:55:06 AM
#14940   You got that right! pos_stock_hoarder 01/17/17 09:49:16 PM
#14939   Whenever I do ----- it's always BLACK with EZ2 01/17/17 05:24:37 PM
#14938   They could try to start it but they walknmannv 01/17/17 04:16:34 PM
#14937   Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Unaceptance mnfats 01/17/17 03:23:44 PM
#14936   I think the Dems are going start impeachment mnfats 01/17/17 03:22:02 PM
#14935   Doing my best, my friend. walknmannv 01/17/17 03:17:40 PM
#14934   Wouldn't put it past you. You hanging mnfats 01/17/17 03:10:34 PM
#14933   Could have been me. walknmannv 01/17/17 03:07:26 PM
#14932   A contribution from one of the dirty old mnfats 01/17/17 03:01:00 PM
#14931   OMG That's a great one! mnfats 01/17/17 02:59:21 PM
#14930   Sounds a lot like something I would do. mnfats 01/17/17 02:54:56 PM
#14929   Hey they used gloves. They should take mnfats 01/17/17 02:53:01 PM
#14928   LOL Thanks. I didn't know you went mnfats 01/17/17 02:51:35 PM
#14927   LOL Thanks stock mnfats 01/17/17 02:48:36 PM
#14926   Holy crap ... That's hilarious! Gmenfan 01/16/17 07:18:15 PM
#14925   Irish carjack. pos_stock_hoarder 01/16/17 07:03:59 PM
#14924   Henpecked! pos_stock_hoarder 01/16/17 12:54:24 PM
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#14921   assets.amuniversal.com/39d31fc0bcfa013433ab005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 01/15/17 11:29:46 AM
#14920   It wouldn't surprise me a bit. pos_stock_hoarder 01/15/17 10:16:15 AM
#14919   Thanks stock mnfats 01/14/17 04:27:10 PM
#14918   Two really good ones there! pos_stock_hoarder 01/14/17 03:59:59 PM
#14917   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/Im20Not20Saying20Were20Old_zpsvwra mnfats 01/14/17 03:48:25 PM
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