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Poem to &%$#@&$# Market Makers!!

The OTCBB Market Makers

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap:
Market makers make you weep,
playing games, now ~ every day,
Naked shorting ~ all the way!

Never saw a handsome one;
Rarely see them ~ when the Sun's
shining brighty ~ they stay in,
lurking darkly in their dens

of avarice and wickedness,
plotting ways to stall success
they all know's inevitable,
what they do's ~ incredible,

yet allowed by SEC..
This behavour is to me
theft, by law, of our gains:
Market makers are a pain!

When they dine ~ it's 'steak tartar',
when they sleep ~ their caskets
lined with shares of all our stocks,
they destroyed and never bought,

back or covered ~ all the while,
bloating floats and spreading vile
vibes, as they ~ insidiously,
steal, outright ~ from you and me!

Yes, Market Makers ~ make me sick,
always up ~ to dirty tricks...
and, if out ~ real late at night,
you may spot one ~ in mid-flight,

as his black cape ~ cuts the air.
And his nostrils ~ fully, flair,
as this market predator,
stompin' stocks ~ endeavorer,

plans his next, direct attack.
They're ghoulish guys and that's a fact,
with a thirst for U.S. stocks,
and all their blood ~ that they can suck.

Nevermind our commerce or,
threatening clouds ~ that loom, of war,
or success of small cap stocks,
All that matters ~ is big BUCKS,

they have made ~ at our expense.
None of this, now ~ makes good sense,
so send them packing ~ make them
into their lairs ~ where they can be

locked, forever ~ there to rot,
with their mildewed, shares of stock,
strewn around ~ dark, dirty rooms,
to remind them ~ of their doom,

as the BBX begins,
and they learn ~ they'll have no friends.
So ~ nail their coffins, seal
their doors...
Market Makers ~ NEVER MORE!

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#3237  Sticky Note Well, it's like cow patties....having a million patties Renee 10/28/13 08:35:17 PM
#2695  Sticky Note Five Tricks of a Con Artist Brad S 03/15/13 03:08:52 AM
#2362  Sticky Note Great post by Brick. Brad S 09/29/12 10:20:40 PM
#2339  Sticky Note “It's easier to fool people than to convince Brad S 09/08/12 02:58:35 AM
#2273  Sticky Note I read an article a few weeks ago Brad S 06/30/12 05:30:03 AM
#1458  Sticky Note Love this clip, never get tired of watching Brad S 04/27/11 06:13:12 PM
#4588   Now the shares are regaining some VALUE based Slojab 10/17/17 10:17:40 PM
#4587   Obviously, that person has never conducted any kind Slojab 10/16/17 09:25:48 PM
#4586   Yeah, that always works out well. SMH Brad S 10/16/17 09:15:59 PM
#4585   Forget the Breakout Board. iHub needs..... Slojab 10/16/17 12:33:32 PM
#4584   We'll have to wait and see about that. Slojab 10/16/17 10:38:12 AM
#4583   I damn well better be getting a cut Brad S 10/16/17 03:32:13 AM
#4582   Supposedly there is a new forum opening that Slojab 10/15/17 11:10:00 AM
#4581   Gets your attention, doesn't it? (-: Slojab 10/13/17 08:01:31 PM
#4580   A... flipfart?? janice shell 10/13/17 07:44:49 PM
#4579   Well, I never.....! Slojab 10/13/17 07:32:01 PM
#4578   My prayers have been answered! Slojab 10/12/17 11:52:57 AM
#4577   Yeah, but it's going to be Unrevoked. Slojab 10/11/17 10:22:39 PM
#4576   Firstly, I am officially retired from this lucky,mydog 10/11/17 10:18:51 PM
#4575   'Nuff said, eh? Slojab 10/11/17 08:50:34 PM
#4574   so there! lucky,mydog 10/11/17 08:46:53 PM
#4573   Oh, it was, indeed. He officially iggied me Slojab 10/11/17 07:19:24 PM
#4572   Really? I'd have sworn that was an janice shell 10/11/17 06:34:09 PM
#4570   What's Google? Slojab 10/08/17 06:24:31 PM
#4569   Hell, no. That would require taking personal Slojab 09/27/17 08:41:01 PM
#4568   did anyone suggest a mirror? lucky,mydog 09/27/17 08:22:50 PM
#4567   What the F is the Grey Market? Slojab 09/27/17 08:21:15 PM
#4566   Who the hell pulled the blinders over my Slojab 09/27/17 08:17:29 PM
#4565   And I sayeth ...... Slojab 09/27/17 09:34:01 AM
#4564   "I say unto you, buyeth boat loadeth of lucky,mydog 09/27/17 09:07:49 AM
#4563   That makes sense. janice shell 09/19/17 11:12:43 PM
#4562   No, he just can't tolerate people that can't Slojab 09/19/17 11:05:40 PM
#4561   So God's running penny scams now? janice shell 09/19/17 10:49:46 PM
#4560   If you sell before news may god have lucky,mydog 09/19/17 10:40:53 PM
#4559   WINNING!!!! janice shell 09/19/17 10:02:16 PM
#4558   Can't get worse than this, so the future Slojab 09/19/17 09:38:24 PM
#4557   There's always a silver lining even with a Slojab 09/19/17 09:36:26 PM
#4556   hasn't any news in quite some time here lucky,mydog 09/12/17 08:29:38 AM
#4555   Picked up 1k here. I have no idea Slojab 09/03/17 11:08:08 AM
#4554   After the pump and precipitous drop, some sort-of Renee 08/31/17 06:59:18 PM
#4553   Well, obviously you have a real advantage, since janice shell 08/30/17 02:02:55 PM
#4552   EFLN doesn't have shit on me. I Brad S 08/30/17 05:10:29 AM
#4551   I have position here with a lot of lucky,mydog 08/29/17 11:26:42 AM
#4550   BGFT being pumped unmercifully by the usual culprits Slojab 08/27/17 09:54:52 AM
#4549   well, there's that too. i wonder if anyone lucky,mydog 08/25/17 07:30:05 PM
#4548   Especially if you short it. Slojab 08/25/17 06:30:17 PM
#4547   it could be a gift that keeps on giving. lucky,mydog 08/25/17 06:27:39 PM
#4546   I'm glad to see you're getting a lot Slojab 08/25/17 06:26:46 PM
#4545   Oh, I saw that! Got a good Slojab 08/25/17 06:18:38 PM
#4544   you haven't heard it all. check this out. lucky,mydog 08/25/17 06:09:08 PM
#4543   Just when you think you've seen and heard Slojab 08/25/17 06:03:29 PM
#4542   Looks as if they're selling more t-shirts now, though. janice shell 08/25/17 01:50:32 PM
#4541   I agree. And Bigfoot doesn't launder money. janice shell 08/25/17 01:44:30 PM
#4540   Besides Bigfoot, Biscardi has investigated sightings of the lucky,mydog 08/25/17 10:44:30 AM
#4539   The revs don't seem to justify the MV, though. Slojab 08/25/17 10:18:08 AM
#4538   LOLOL Appropriately so! Slojab 08/25/17 10:09:36 AM