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[Rich]

LMAO!!

[Mariner*]

The 20 Funniest Church Signs Of All Time

Christmas is just around the corner and it's the one time of year where everyone bites the bullet and reluctantly goes to church. This kind of makes me wonder whether Santa Claus should start his own church. Santa churches might actually make people get out of bed on Sunday if they gave out free presents each week like Oprah, offered holy spiked egg nog and had sexy female ushers in santa outfits called the "Ho Ho Hoes". And who wouldn't take advantage of the free reindeer rides after service from the Reindeer Ranch?



http://www.manofest.com/Content/the-20-funniest-church-signs-of-all-time.html

[Dobie Lama]

I'm living in hell with Slarissa R slowly watching that pps crawling towards Hades!

[Rich]

SATAN!! COME FORTH AND LET US HEAR YOUR WORDS OF WISDOM!!

EVFL... POS

I have one, maybe two, more...

INSA is starting to move

NGMC is what's moving next. Another low float.

Don't stick around too long, imo.

[Rich]

I hope that SATAN visits every now and then and gives us some of his wise words. They're always a real riot.

[Rich]

Thanks Janice!! Welcome to hell! LOL!!

[janice shell]

That is truly hilarious!

[Rich]

Hmmm.. I kinda like this place. It's warm and cozy. I think this might be my new home.

Lemme throw this POS out there, JUST in case nobody knows by now, EVFL, EVFL, did I say EVFL?

http://pennystockgurus.blogspot.com/2009_11_01_archive.html

Wednesday, November 25, 2009
EVFL/EVFN/EVLN - Company REWARDS Shareholders With 600-1 Reverse Split

When you can reverse split your stock 600-1 and call it "rewarding investors" you must feel like the people buying your stock are a bunch of idiots. That is pretty much what today's reverse split and press release is telling you. The CEO thinks anyone buying his stock is an idiot, and the Guru agrees with the CEO. Today's corrected press release (yes they can't even get press releases right) is below.

Let's start with the 2,000,000 share dividend. First off its restricted for 6 months. Which means you can't sell it.... much like EVFL was before they decided to do a 600-1 reverse split. Secondly your looking at splitting a dime size steak to a pack of wolves. Lets figure out exactly how many shares you'll get of this stock you can't sell for six months.

Say you were dumb enough to buy 10,000,000 shares of EVFL at $.0001 for $1,000. Come Friday you will have 16,666 shares of EVFN. How's that for a haircut? Now figure in the fact that the o/s is now 120,000,000 based on Monday's 72 billion o/s pre-split. How big can your 16,666 share of the 2 million share dividend be when there are 120,000,000 shares outstanding? You'll get roughly 270 shares of a stock you can't sell for six months. A stock run by the same CEO that has run EVFL/EVFN into the ground for the last few years. You will be lucky to sell your 270 shares for $.004 in six months, because everyone will be trying to sell at that point.

Remember folks EVFL/EVFN/EBOF is a stock you've been buying and betting on. Yet Its been nothing but a money pit for as long as its been trading:

Today's press release is only trying to get people to hold on to the sinking ship for another six months. Dividends are a good thing when you own a blue chip stock. But this company is no blue chip. It continues to suck hard earned money away from investors trying to dream of big gains. For the last 2+ years this stock, company, and CEO have taken that money and ran to the bank with it. How's that for rewarding shareholders?

[Creature_Of_Habit]

Where is the party at tonight for the walking dead???

[Creature_Of_Habit]

Am I dead........ hmmmmmm how did I die

[Crazy Money]

R.I.P.

[Creature_Of_Habit]

Lmao... That was hilarious

[Lotto123]

ROTF...

[Crazy Money]

I won! I won! I won!

[Crazy Money]

[Crazy Money]

weeeeeeeeeeee

[FLORIDAGRL]

Nitwit Rocks!!!!!!!!!! Lolllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!

[CiscoTrader]

rolmfao... Da Nitwit!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Crazy Money]

[Lotto123]

They are busy tellin' peeps on stock boards about the end of the world right now...lmao...

[Crazy Money]

Exactly... I ain't scared of these posters... lolzzz...

[Lotto123]

LOL.....

[Crazy Money]

[Crazy Money]

zzz remember who ran U all away from dis board... yep it was a Nitwit... and that is so sad all in public... I scared everyone away here... I find that hilarious

I know it is true and anyone that starts posting alot here after dis also knows it is true... lolzzz but trying to pretend it is not true... well any of the normal people that were going crazy here in past... hehehehehe...

[Bruce A Thompson]

Yep....nuttin' and I mean nuttin' is going to stop HELL from taking off when the hits on HELL's pps start rolling in...Might just have to really load up for it...HELL is thin and if everyone is going to do some smart trading they would set those sell points high so it flies even faster...

[Dobie Lama]

Nit wit.....you were born to be a mod for this bored!

[laurap]

true dat!

He may be evil, but he's the best writer on iHub.

[Rev Kilgore Mullet]

It's an abomination, I tell you, it's an abomination. He may be evil, but he's the best writer on iHub.

[Dobie Lama]

I Puts in a request to be da head mod, but I guess me record it too squeeeekai cleans for dis bored!

Nitwit, yo da pig!

[scion]

Every one a winner...

Posted by: Satan Date: Wednesday, November 18, 2009 2:12:29 PM
In reply to: None Post # of 93930

Friends, be sure to be here at 8:00 PM when tonight's guest recidivist, The Real Titan, shares his compelling tale, "Almost a Day: My 19 Hours on the Outside."

The compelling story of how Mr. Titan spent those precious hours between his seventh and eighth incarcerations is not to be missed.

Mr. Titan has graciously agreed to take a few questions afterward, and punch will be served, so bring a friend.

(sorry, Jailhouse Alumnus Discount Cards cannot be used for this special event.)

http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=43698769

[Crazy Money]

DO I need to become the mod? lolzzz

[Crazy Money]

Read the iBox zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Crazy Money]

That is the question zzz

[Crazy Money]

How can ya'll pretend to pump a stock that does not exist?

[Crazy Money]

HELL is not even a stock

[Crazy Money]

There is no fun here

[janice shell]

Many happy trades and lots of fun for this board!!!!!!

[Bruce A Thompson]

SLOW MOVER would also give us time to buy in and pump it on different sites forums. and pennystock chatrooms. could really make killings if everyone dedicated to posting a few pumps right after getting their buy.

[Crazy Money]

‹(•¿•)› she's baaaaaaaaaaaack

[Slojab]

What? lol

[janice shell]

GROOOAAAANNNN!!

[Slojab]

I hope Toto meets Payback and they live happily ever after!

[janice shell]

Toto will be upset. Payback is a bitch.

[CiscoTrader]

Nooooozzzzzz

[Crazy Money]

Yep we all going to die

[Crazy Money]

Don't worry...

[CiscoTrader]

Aaaahhhhhhhhhhh 2012 the end

[hasher]

this just in

There has been a ZERO float on HELL for months!
0
Nada
El zippo shares in the float.
That is fact and I know it as such.

Its why I'm holding and am extremely content.

I'd like to once again thank the shorting masses for providing myself and my family with this gift you've given us.
The money I'm about to make will be a true blessing and I will raise my glass and toast you all for a job well done for us still holding.
Good job bashbuds.

[Dobie Lama]

Dogs never ever go to hell!

[Dobie Lama]

You all are forgetting the TOU rules of Hell!

Stay on topic or burn in hell!