Christmas is just around the corner and it's the one time of year where everyone bites the bullet and reluctantly goes to church. This kind of makes me wonder whether Santa Claus should start his own church. Santa churches might actually make people get out of bed on Sunday if they gave out free presents each week like Oprah, offered holy spiked egg nog and had sexy female ushers in santa outfits called the "Ho Ho Hoes". And who wouldn't take advantage of the free reindeer rides after service from the Reindeer Ranch?
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