Bruh. We're not just boned. Telecorp bought us dinner, took us back to his place, we had a couple drinks (got us buzzing off dividend "news", we couldn't think straight) and now Telecorp is about to BANG US OUT. BLOW OUR BACKS TO SMITHEREENS. My brokerage account is going to be walking with a limp and have trouble sitting down if they don't make flipper beneficial news this month.
They said they will, and have an okay track record, we can probably trust their word.