There's gotta be some kind of irony in the fact that I really do enjoy milk and milk products, yet am very lactose intolerant, and really enjoy your posts most of the time, but sometimes they have a similar effect on me as the aforementioned intolerance.
In answer to your question, who's signature do you think will be on the checks? And though I'm not tight-fisted with my own money, we don't have the typical "First dollar profit" on our wall from the local chamber of commerce because I squeezed it to the point it turned to ash in my hands.