Don't know if this is factual, but it would not surprise me, and it is hilarious. Only in America . . . the land that makes nothing, worships entertainment, and will probably collapse because of that mindset.
>
> WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REGULAR
> JOBS.............
>
>
> 1. Chicago Cubs
> outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
> "I wan' all dem
> kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the
> kids to copulate me."
>
>
> 2. New Orleans Saint RB
> George Rogers when asked about the upcoming
> season:
> I want to rush for 1,000
> or 1,500 yards, whichever comes
> first.."
>
>
> 3. And, upon hearing Joe
> Jacobi of the 'Skin's say:
> "I'd run over my
> own mother to win the Super Bowl,"
> Matt Millen of the
> Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom,
> too."
>
>
> 4. Torrin Polk, University
> of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:
> "He treat us like
> mens. He let us wear earrings.."
>
>
> 5. Football commentator and
> former player Joe Theismann:
> "Nobody in football
> should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman
> Einstein."
>
>
> 6. Senior basketball player
> at the University of Pittsburgh :
> "I'm going to
> graduate on time, no matter how long it
> takes.."
> (Now that is
> beautiful)
>
>
> 7. Bill Peterson, a Florida
> State football coach:
> "You guys line up
> alphabetically by height.."
> And, "You guys pair
> up in groups of three, and then line up in a
> circle."
>
>
> 8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva
> on Mike Tyson going to prison:
> "Why would anyone
> expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three
> years, not Princeton .."
>
>
> 9. Stu Grimson, Chicago
> Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo
> of himself above his locker:
> "That's so when
> I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my
> clothes."
>
>
> 10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing
> trainer, on the Spartan training regimen of heavyweight
> Andrew Golota:
> "He's a guy who
> gets up at six o'clock in the morning, regardless of
> what time it is."
>
>
> 11. Chuck Nevitt , North
> Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim
> Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice:
> "My sister's expecting a
> baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle
> or an aunt. (I
> wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in
> January)
>
>
>
> 12. Frank Layden , Utah Jazz
> president, on a former player:
> "I asked him,
> 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or
> apathy?'
> He said, 'Coach, I
> don't know and I don't
> care.'"
>
>
>
> 13. Shelby Metcalf,
> basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a
> player who received four F's and one D:
> "Son, looks to me
> like you're spending too much time on one
> subject."
>
>
> 14. In the words of NC State
> great Charles Shackelford:
> "I can go to my left
> or right, I am amphibious."
>
>
>
> 15. Former Houston Oilers
> coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his
> wife on all the road trips,
> Phillips responded:
> "Because she's too ugly to kiss
> good-bye."
>
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