It's a frickin' conspiracy man : A TOTAL conspiracy.....
Wherein it has long ago been foreordained -
That in the event of an imminent stock market SellOff,
ALL access to the internet must be cutoff (by means of an electrical power outage),
to nowwhat's small community of 1000 people.
Yes, the Snake People long ago determined, that this would be their best course of action.
Unreal.
Thankfully however, they've tripped up a tad,
by restoring my access just in time.