Dave:
You're in a badd spott. I unnerstan. Really I dew. Butt you cannot unbreak the broken eggz, you can only gett some paper towels and water and clean up the mess as best you can.
Yeah, that's the remainder of your life. Dealing with cleaning up broken eggz. Nott the preferred way to spend your retirement years, butt then there you are. Nutten can be done 'bout it now. It's spilt milk under DaBridge.
It's kinda like when you release a bowling ball. Once it leaves your hand, there is nothing more you can do to influence its trajectory. It's either gonna hit some pins or go inna gutter, and while you have set it in motion, now all you can do is watch. The ~OUTTcome has already been determined the instant you released DaBall. Or mebbe a closer analogy is like when you're in a car crash and you know the crash is about to happen and it's too late to do anything to prevent it - the momentum is just too great.
That's where you're at, Dave. A life-whoopin' beatin' is comin' atcha and all you can do is delay the date when you take the pain. In case you haven't figgereed it ~OUTT yett, you be DaMainTarget here. You gots nuffin to trade. You be DaKingpin here. This is YOUR party. Even BIGhaus Bennie is just a hanger-on. You da starrrrr of DaShow!
It's watchu wanted. Belle of DaBall. Now you got it.
The remainder of your life is already cast. You will be an institutional man, So, from your personal perspective, it makes perfect sense to delay the day of wreck-o'ning as much as possible. Even though that is the worst ~OUTTcome for Jeffy, Lisa, Bennie and your other co-crooks, currently indicted or yett-to-be-indicted or unindicted. All of those people will be burned further because of only ONE THANG - your desire for delay.
And I unnerstann dat. As the self-centered person you are, that is the most natural course of action for ya. And any 'deal' you might be offered will be nott meaningfully better than the sentence you'll gett after a trial - either way you won't be a'comin' ~OUTT still breethin'. So why nott remain free as long as possible. You're worth it in your eyes, and lett all the others be dammpt. Cause that's how you roll as a psychopath. A Coyote cannot be other than a Coyote. I unnerstann that.
Butt Dave, the end is gonna come ferya. Time magically passes. Think of me as your legal hospice care aide. I will hepp you with your 'transition' and end-of-daze plan.
Looking back at your life, you tried to play ball a cuppla leagues above your talent level by cheating. You were at best just a single A player in the minors. Butt you wronGGGly thought you could cheat your way into the majors, but it din't happen. That's why you're screwed now. Nothin' can be done 'bout it now. You dealt yourself the dead hand from the bottom of the deck, now you have to play those cheater's cards, no matter how badd they are (and they are pretty badd!).
This is the path you have chosen for yourself. The only person responsible for your predicament is you.
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