Replies to post #108083 on The Jailhouse (JAIL)

[Satan]

There are three issues with your account:

(1) Reliable sources informed Admins that you were posting during recess and while skipping gym class. Because serving a POS to a minor is a class two misdemeanor, they could not allow that to continue.

(2) Your profile pic reveals that you have been posting while lying down.



This practice has been linked to serious health issues, most notable Stuckholder Syndrome. Have you felt yourself identifying with and becoming more defensive of VDSC as the price has plummeted? If so, you should seek medical attention immediately.

(3) And most alarmingly, that same picture clearly shows three fingers protruding from the back of your neck. Are you aware of this condition?

But take heart, young Master BWalker, all is not lost. Ihub for Kids is now in beta, and we will inform you prior to rollout.