Sigh...the photo IS me, and it's just awful. This is the story: because Pugs is so paranoid, the reporter wanted to be able to say that she knew the person she was talking to was indeed Janice Shell. We discussed various possibilities, and then decided that I'd fax her the photo page from my passport, and would also have a friend snap a picture of me.
I asked the friend to make the photo fuzzy and generally bad, so that it wouldn't be of publishable quality.
Imagine my surprise when Tatum ran it anyhow. But what can you do?