This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and,feeling real
horny, nudges his wife awake and asks,"Why don't we get
it on,eh?"
She replies "I have an appointment at the gynecologist
tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the
night before."
So the husband agrees and rolled back over and started
to go back to sleep.
A few minutes later,he nudges his wife again and asks,
"You don't by any chance have a dentist's appointment
tomorrow, do you?"