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And then .......

[lee kramer]

Dabney was barking orders.

She pointed at a woman. "This is Alice," she bellowed, "Follow her." I followed.

Alice took me into a room.

"Neck?" she asked.

"Yes, last time I looked."

"Neck size!"

"Fifteen and a half I think."
Alice went to a closet and handed me three white shirts.

"Waist?"

Ah, I was getting the hang of it. "Thirty two" I snapped.

She handed me the shirts then grabbed my crotch and measured.

She handed me a pair of black pants.

And a black bow tie. [I still have the bow tie as a momento]

"Shoes?"

"9 1/2 C."
Out came the shoes.
"Do you dress right or left?"
She had me there.
"On which side does your penis fall?"

I thought this a bit personal but said nothing.

When I got back to Dabney's command center there was Max in a black and white short French waitress dress. She was hot and I wanted to jump her but thought better of it. So I thought of Yogi Berra. That always calms me down.