You're absolutely correct. I receive $4.13 per post w/ a .77 bonus for every angry response. I haven't had a raise since March 13, 2007.
Dammit.
Now then, back to business...whatever did I say that gave me away? I realise I get more per post than you do, but a lousy .07 per post isn't enough to cause such an over-the-top reaction from an old hand like you. Tell you what, if you like I'll be more than glad to speak with Mxxx Monday morning on your behalf to maybe get you bumped up a bit.
...Just let me know, okay?