Dear Sweet Jesus.
I was hoping you were exaggerating and way over the top regarding Gold Rush.
Gracious me, I think you may have been kind and gentle in your critique.
My partner left right around 0:35, informing me, "You will not make another decision with our retirement money without consulting me. Period."
I tried to salvage what little of my dignity remains by pleading "Don Juan J has learned from his associations with deadbeats and crooks! Look, he gave Todd a strict three day timeframe!"
Lord help us.