That's cause its all fake. There is no vodka. This is all just a plot to get North Korean water into the US. And when you drink that water you turn into a real boy like Pinocchio.
So from what your really saying, this is how it went down.
Andreas: Hey dude, I gotta pay rent. How can we make some extra money without selling our blood this month.
Jorge: Dude, I can so superimpose Dennis Rodman on a poster, then we can say we made vodka. He will never find out that we are using his likeness
Andreas: man that is BAD
Jorge: BOY let me tell you
Andreaa: What a great name "Bad Boy"