my red phone, the direct line to me, red, the lepp, etc. was dingalinging. this brought me here to my summoning. wherein, i hereby declare:
in matters of financial importance, i will consider divulging an opinion, after receiving my initial consultation fee of one dozen chocolate glazed donuts, and 40 virgins.
~red
ps: tourmaline may or may not have healing powers. gee+tea-vi- may capitalize on this someday, but probably not, as someday doesn't even really exist in a philosophical sense. it is either day x, or never, where x is solvable, but not with the level of advancement our society currently is at.