Posted by David Garber Thursday, July 4th, 2013 at 2:00 pm
We’ve all heard, “Confucius say…” What an amazing man he must have been. His reign of wisdom dates back a bit: 551–479 BC. Back then, his name was Kong Qiu.
How could someone who lived so long ago have such insight into mankind? Well, perhaps over time he’s been credited with a few things he didn’t actually say.
So I did some research and fortunately, I’ve found his book. I consider it a Nostradamus Predicts of Chinese proverbs. How amazingly prescient he was. Judge for yourself. Here’s a few sayings I found that I’d like to share with you. If they resonate, I’m happy. If not, hey, it was Confucius, not me.
* Man who read woman like book, prefer braille. * A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. * He who sleeps in cat house by day, in doghouse by night. * Man who self-satisfy come in handy. * Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance? * He who has hole in pocket feels cocky all day. * Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk. * He who drives like hell, bound to get there! * He who goes to bed with sex problem, wake up with solution in hand. * He who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion! * Man kicked in testicles, left holding bag. * He who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train, likely to end up with splitting headache. * Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
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