Cassy, is this what you do when you aren't posting 24/7?
A woman has been charged with corruption of minors and lewdness after chasing a boy and a girl with an "artificial penis" hanging out of her pants...
Linda Schultz of Pottsgrove, PA has been charged with corruption of minors and lewdness after she placed what authorities are calling an "artificial penis" in her pants such that it hung out in such a way as to appear to be a penis and chased a boy and girl ages 7 and 8 with it, eventually hitting the girl on the head.
(To the rest of us, "artificial penis" means "dildo".)
Police say the kids were traumatized by the incident, and I can't say I blame them. Hell, I would be traumatized by having a 35-year-old woman chasing me around the house with a dildo between her legs. That would scare the crap out of me even more than that scene in Signs when you first see the alien's reflection in the TV. One of the kids started running around mimicking the behaviour of Schultz and had to receive counseling.
Schultz is free pending her next hearing on $8500 bail, but is forbidden from having contact with the children of the case.
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