I had suggested that you use 'your knife' on yourself because you worry an awful lot about the size of the O/S and A/S. It was meant to be somewhat light hearted. The post was made in haste, without good judgement.
Matt at iHub Admin suggested to me via PM that I must have a problem.
I'll voluntarily apologize for the remark right here in case it may have offended any one who saw it. And to you for having made fun of your name and suggesting something awful.