Replies to post #2559 on Soylent Green Acres

[Churak]

(Note to Churak, Derf et al: I am explicitly NOT asking for alternative titles.)


Seems a propos to me...no change required

[teapeebubbles]

When a woman wears leather clothing, ........

A man's heart beats quicker,
his throat gets dry,
he goes weak in the knees,
and he begins to think irrationally.

Ever wonder why?







Because she smells like a new truck.

[fung_derf]

I wouldn't say a word. It's based on my life story....

A struggling writer/couch-surfer in New Yorker is dumped by his girlfriend, fired from his job as an usher at a porno theater, lured into posing as a gay man to keep said job, and somehow involved in a robbery.

[Hoople]

Why do you keep trying to tell me what temperature to drink this wine at, huh?!!! I LIKED IT @ AROUND 60 and I've had it twice already (actually, like six or seven times from two bottles). Jeesh! It was house temp first time and that was great. You must be reading again. Try drinking it first then tell me how you like it. Had the last glass from bottle chilled to around 52-54 last night and it was not optimal - FOR ME.

Had it at a friends awhile back and consequently bought some, then opened my tasting bottle and had to rebuy - ha.

So, tell me, which one of you keeps banning your alias?

Happy now? I removed the 60 degrees from ibox SO YOU CAN NOW RELAX.

P.S. I also put opened reds in the frig :0!!! Horror of horrors!