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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?


Here is a little test that will help you decide.


The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and
two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife,
and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are
an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
family. What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:

* Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

* What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?

* Does the man look poor or oppressed?

* Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?

* Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to attack?

* Could we run away?

* What does my wife think?

* What about the kids?

* Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand?

* What does the law say about this situation?

* Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

* Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?

* Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

* Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?

* If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?

* Should I call 9-1-1?

* Why is this street so deserted?

* We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.

* Can we make this a happier, healthier street that
would discourage such behavior.

* I need to debate this with some friends for a few days
and try to come to a consensus.

* This is all so confusing!


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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!