A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me
housing, food stamps, medical care and free education!" But the
passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican". The man goes on and
encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful
country here in America!" The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That
person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an
American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you
an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and
asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks at her
watch, shrugs, and says... "Probably at work!"
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