Replies to post #87366 on Zeev's Turnips Patch-No Politics (ZEEV)

[Mustache Pete]

Aping the stylebook of my new friend Citizen Larry Dudash:

1) You are welcome to overlook any one-liner which does not tickle your fancy.

2) If your fancy does not tickle as well as it used to, contact Bobbigirl for supplements.

3) Have you acted out your Milton Berle fantasy, sugarplum?