Breaking: Fox News’ Keith Ablow Announces Bid For Kerry Senate Seat, Kind Of February 4, 2013 Dr. Keith Ablow [ http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/?s=Dr. Keith Ablow ], the extremely homophobic and transphobic Fox News [ http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/?s=Fox News ] psychiatrist, has just announced he will enter the race for the U.S. Senate seat vacated by John Kerry [ http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/?s=John Kerry ], but with one stipulation: no one can challenge him on the Republican side. Yes, Dr. Ablow is willing to allow the good citizens of Massachusetts the benefit of his public service — as long as it’s not too much of a challenge, inconvenience, or time investment for him. “We face an unprecedented assault on the Constitution and our individual liberties,” Ablow annpunced via a press release. “If the Republican Party in Massachusetts and the Republican National Committee ask me to run at this time, and offer their support in that effort, I will run. If they support another candidate, I will work hard to elect that candidate. If that candidate should lose, I will, in all likelihood, again offer to be a candidate for Senate from Massachusetts in 2014, under the same conditions. The Party can’t afford to spend precious resources on a divisive primary. If all the leaders of the Party united around me – to preclude a primary, I would run.” [...] http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/breaking-fox-news-keith-ablow-announces-bid-for-kerry-senate-seat-kind-of/politics/2013/02/04/59849 [with comments]