MissDisappointed: You just made my day with "their butts clench". I'm going to giggle every time I offer that platinum collection today.
I used to have a running competition of cheesy lines with my coworker and who ever could use corporate phrases like "busy moms on the go like you love the flexibility of our cd" would win.
i don't think our collection prices are too high, the cards in them are a waste right now. we will switch them out also for 2 sheets or another collage. our CD price is $100 raw and $125 enhanced. once they dropped the price on the CD we sell more CDs outright. I have gotten the famous line "i'll just go to sears" but it's usually followed by "they're cheaper". that's when i chuckle and say good luck, we're the same company so prices are exactly the same. And i usually only get that line from the customers that want to use coupons together that they aren't allowed to.