It's a conspiracy I tell ya. First Exxon bribes the liftboat cap'n (with a Dodge Viper) to ram an "uncharted underwater obstruction" (yeah right) and now they gone poked a hole in the feed line to our Chocolate'ee Oil Wonderfall. These Oil People are some real cutthroat rascals. I mean, look what they did to our pps just trying to scrape us innocent little barnacles off the hull of the S.S. Worthington!