Progressive tax rates? Why stop there? Heck, why not take a child from couples who work hard and can support 3 of them, and give 1 child to a poor, childless couple? The gov't already steals 50% of the successful couple's money, so why not take a child too.
This is great. Let's call it "The 2013 Caring Family Act." Take 1/2 of a successful family's money and children and give it/them to an entitled family.
The spineless, entitled liberals should be all over this!
Geez. What about cars? Why should anyone have two good cars when there are people with one crappy, old car. Let's have "The 2013 Vehicle Fairness Act." Just like voting. Let's have the gov't give a free meal and bus ride to tour nice neighborhoods so the poor people can point out which cars they like. Can use a gov't-sponsored towing company to just jack the cars right on the spot and make new keys for the new, entitled owners. God, I'm getting a warm and fuzzy tingling feeling up my leg like Chris Matthews just thinking about it!
Pets! Why should poor people have to take pets from the Humane Society, while working, productive people get to have pedigree pets. "The 2013 Pedigree for the Poor Act!" "Looks, mama. I'z like that little poodle in that big ol' yard." Gov't pet grabbers shoot the tranquilizer dart and off with the dog to his new home!
I'm feeling sooo great stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. Call me "Robin for the Hood!" Or, "White Treasures for White Trash Man!" Or, "Captain Stealing for the Illegal Man!"
You know, this could work the other way around as well. What about poor old shriveled balding white guys? Heck. They just lost a kid, their cash, a car, and a poodle, so shouldn't they be able to pick out a big, strapping athlete and get about 2 inches of his Oscar Meyer? How about he also get a few hair plugs from the poor guy with the thick, curly mop on top?
Society should be EVEN STEVEN for everyone in everything, don't you think? Why celebrate differences? Why have a land of freedom, when the gov't can progressively make everyone and everything EQUAL?
WE SHOULD ALL BE EQUAL, RIGHT? Capitalism is bad, right? The whole IDEA of why America was formed was a stupid one, right? Why give one child an "A" for studying his butt off, or heaven forbid that he was born with an UNFAIR advantage in the brain department. Cut part of that little sucker's mind out and transplant it into a dumb kid, or at least give them both smiley faces instead of grades!
GOD (oops, I forgot, God is a bad thing too) -- "Nature Bless Amerika!"
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