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[AKvetch]

Studying world religions, a teacher required her students to
bring in something related to their family's faith for show and tell.

The first child said, "I am Muslim. This is my prayer rug."
The second child said, "I am Jewish. This is my Star of David."
The third child said, "I am Catholic. This is my rosary."
The fourth child said, "I am Southern Baptist. This is my casserole dish."

[BullNBear52]

Derf is upset because he wasn't there to enjoy her fruits.