Looks like you nailed us. Most of us secretly play poker with stolen EBT cards. And no one seems to post here on the days that commodity cheese giveaways occur, as it can be traded for handguns, bullets, and Crown Royal. Octomom posts here too, she is adored and revered by all welfare queens from the comfort of their cadillacs.
Your assumptions are about as deficient as your logic.
How do YOU dodge taxes like your heroes? What is your business model, saving Monopoly pieces from McDonald's fast food restaurants in hope of hitting the Trump piece?
Aluminum can redemption is nothing but money, right?